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AR09 Awards
First off let me state that there are NO actual prizes for the winners - just the approval & (where applicable) the applause of their peers.
Nominations for Best Fancy Dress Rictus - Thunderbirds Von Teese - Snow White Mr Von Teese - Surgeon Soulkiss - Pirate Stu - Trinity (so wrong on so many levels !!) Mr & Mrs Quiff Richard - Police Officers (For those who may not be aware, their costume & actions were so convincing that passing motorists actually followed their directions !!) My vote goes to Mr & Mrs Quiff Nominations for Best Promotion of the Gay Lifestyle Joshmac - His bike Stu - 'Trinity' impersonation (I am aware that transvestism does NOT always equal gay) Bear & Hovis – for their mouth-to-testicles interface session Girth - Fashion-by-Firelight show (check out the pic on page 3 of the photo thread if you need evidence) My vote goes to Girth Nominations for a Special Public Speaking Award Well actually there are no nominations in this category as I believe there can be only 1 possible winner :- Bear for delivering what I believe is probably the best rider briefing in the history of rideouts. And finally (from me anyway) Nomination for Muppet of Weekend Award Again only 1 nomination in this category :- The Org-an who decided that it was perfectly OK to abandon not only a tent but also all the rubbish (at least most of it was bagged) that they'd created over the weekend in the middle of the field !! I'm sure that you guys can think of many more, so over to you !!
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My votes are as follows:
Nominations for Best Fancy Dress Mr and Mrs Q.Wichard. Nominations for Best Promotion of the Gay Lifestyle Girth Nominations for a Special Public Speaking Award Bear Nomination for Muppet of Weekend Award Vanishing Org-an Only one other to add: Nomination for Best Rib Busting Laughs Hovis - attempting to dominate on the trampoline |
04-08-09, 12:56 PM | #3 |
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Re: AR09 Awards
You've missed Paul the 6th off the fancy dress shiz (Think most people thought he was just a non-SVing local)
My votes are as follows: Nominations for Best Fancy Dress Soulkiss Nominations for Best Promotion of the Gay Lifestyle Girth Nominations for a Special Public Speaking Award Bear Nomination for Muppet of Weekend Award Manx Matt for his attempt of getting into bed which resulted in two tents being smashed Nomination for Best Rib Busting Laughs Mind's gone blank I'll add one too, if that's allowed. Nomination for best piece of Riding Pre AR if it counts; probably manx matt for avoiding death-by-saab, spoiled only by the finish.
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Re: AR09 Awards
I'm starting to wonder if I even did the fancy dress you know, I've not got a single pic of me or seen myself in anyone elses' pics... was it just a dream?
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I thought that was just your normal non-biking type clothing !! Sorry !!
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The lack of a stuffed ferret meant that all pics of you have been deleted paul, you let us all down in a big way you see.
We only came for the stuffed ferret and a mass bike ride broke out at some point cos of the utter dissapointment in your failure to bring the stuffed one.
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stu for the win on the fancy dress........ and a close 2nd to girth on the gay lifstyle
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the ferret was £300! in the end I couldn't fit the duck on the bike so I just had to look like one of the locals I had a good'un anyway
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Next year remember to strap the bike to your lid with some gaffa tape. Job done and no one will crash into you cos they are busy wondering how the heck a duck landed on your head
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