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[Seeker]

Originally Posted by maviczap

You know you're old when you've just signed a Will

I'll see your Will writing and raise you by sending an email to my son telling him my laptop passwords, the location of my bank accounts (UK and US) plus the name/address/phone/email of my solicitors and, of course, the Will.

My problem is that I live alone and he's in the US so how will he know when I snuff it?

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Seeker

I'll see your Will writing and raise you by sending an email to my son telling him my laptop passwords, the location of my bank accounts (UK and US) plus the name/address/phone/email of my solicitors and, of course, the Will.

My problem is that I live alone and he's in the US so how will he know when I snuff it?

I'll tell him for a cut

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Dave20046

I'll tell him for a cut

It will be in the form of a sea shanty though ..or when the trend blows over, a crushing limmerick

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by Dave20046

or when the trend blows over, a crushing limmerick

"there was a biker from Clee
whose future was not plain to see
So Dave stepped in
to inform next of kin
but said he wanted a fee"

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by Wideboy

Three?! I thought you only had one!

I've got two kids now and a caravan coz I'z rad cool

No 1 came along, then no 2 then wedding

No3 was just before Christmas

Originally Posted by maviczap

He's been busy in your absence

You know you're old when you've just signed a Will

My hamster powered TV isn't that good

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[Wideboy]

Blimey you have been busy. Was the tv broken?

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Seeker

"there was a biker from Clee
whose future was not plain to see
So Dave stepped in
to inform next of kin
but said he wanted a fee"

Haha Excellent

"There once was a man named seeker
last week he smoked some hashhisha
Got on his bike
Rode it into a dyke
& now your family unit's 1 weaker. "

£5

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by Dave20046

Haha Excellent

"There once was a man named seeker
last week he smoked some hashhisha
Got on his bike
Rode it into a dyke
& now your family unit's 1 weaker. "

£5

good one.

So, duelling limericks at dawn then?

"a man called Dave tried rhyme
to inform and pass the time
but when he asked for money
it wasn't so funny
and maybe a type of crime"

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Seeker

good one.

So, duelling limericks at dawn then?

"a man called Dave tried rhyme
to inform and pass the time
but when he asked for money
it wasn't so funny
and maybe a type of crime"

Our dear member refused to pay
A dastardly deed I must say
bad luck seeker
you won't find a limmerick, sleeker
especially not those cheapos from bombay

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by Dave20046

Our dear member refused to pay
A dastardly deed I must say
bad luck seeker
you won't find a limmerick, sleeker
especially not those cheapos from bombay

hmm...

"A rider arose from Sheffield
his verse, clublike, he did wield
he showed it on the forum
with, alas, no decorum
and, beaten, he had to yield."