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DJ123 · 01-03-12, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

That's all you needed to put

That was just for todays joke. I'm waiting for the story when he out drags a Euro Fighter Typhoon off the end of an aircraft carrier

Biker Biggles · 01-03-12, 07:54 PM

Davy Jones found his locker then.

Paul the 6th · 02-03-12, 07:41 AM

I met the friendliest homeless man today.

"spare any change?" he asked.

"sorry mate" I replied as I was trying to get past him.

"well I hope you sleep well tonight knowing I'm out here on the street" he said.

"thank you very much you're too kind" I said with a spring in my step & a click of my heels.

punyXpress · 02-03-12, 11:21 AM

You barsteward, Paul - I've been on the street all month!
Oh, and a hex on your Gixxer for thinking I'm ' nice '

mikerj · 02-03-12, 04:15 PM

What's the similarity between Whitney Houston and a spider?

They are both black, and neither of them can get out of a bath.

Paul the 6th · 02-03-12, 04:20 PM

02-03-12, 04:20 PM

Ever put a cat in the bath? PURE PANIC

02-03-12, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owenski

Ever put a cat in the bath? PURE PANIC

Yes, whilst wearing leather motorbike gauntlets!

05-03-12, 10:53 AM

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well its a joke!!!
Its just not the laughing kind.

SoulKiss · 05-03-12, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owenski

BRITISH PENSIONER v's IMMIGRANT

Pensioner weekly allowance: £106.00
Immigrant/Refugee weekly allowance: £250.00
Pensioner weeklySpouse allowance: £25.00
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Pensioner weekly hardship allowance £0.00
Immigrant/Refugee weekly hardship allowance £100.00
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well its a joke!!!
Its just not the laughing kind.

Oh dear, and you fell for it...

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While we are on the subject, want to buy a mattabooboo ?

01-03-12, 07:54 PM	#222
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,068	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Davy Jones found his locker then. __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

02-03-12, 07:41 AM	#223
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I met the friendliest homeless man today. "spare any change?" he asked. "sorry mate" I replied as I was trying to get past him. "well I hope you sleep well tonight knowing I'm out here on the street" he said. "thank you very much you're too kind" I said with a spring in my step & a click of my heels. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

02-03-12, 11:21 AM	#224
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes You barsteward, Paul - I've been on the street all month! Oh, and a hex on your Gixxer for thinking I'm ' nice ' __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

02-03-12, 04:15 PM	#225
mikerj Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Devon Posts: 876	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What's the similarity between Whitney Houston and a spider? They are both black, and neither of them can get out of a bath.

02-03-12, 04:20 PM	#226
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

02-03-12, 04:20 PM	#227
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Ever put a cat in the bath? PURE PANIC

05-03-12, 10:53 AM	#229
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes BRITISH PENSIONER v's IMMIGRANT Pensioner weekly allowance: £106.00 Immigrant/Refugee weekly allowance: £250.00 Pensioner weeklySpouse allowance: £25.00 Immigrant/Refugee weekly Spouse allowance: £225.00 Pensioner weekly hardship allowance £0.00 Immigrant/Refugee weekly hardship allowance £100.00 Pensioner Annual Benifit Payout: £6,000 Immigrant/Refugee Annual Benifit Payout: £29,900 well its a joke!!! Its just not the laughing kind.

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