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Old 27-01-12, 12:26 PM   #71
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Default Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?

I added "Find answer to world peace" to the jobs list on the fridge last year, so far I haven't been able to progress past this thing 'to do'.

Please don't find a solution or I'll have to "tidy up the garden" at the weekend.
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Old 27-01-12, 12:28 PM   #72
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Grant - part of the new world order is a free flymo for everyone who joins up without resistance.

Plows - is that a real app?!
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Old 27-01-12, 12:29 PM   #73
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Plows - is that a real app?!
Couldn't tell you mate, I'm far too busy on Virtua Table Tennis to even look on the App store. Screw taking over the world...I'm beating countries willy nilly on this badboy
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Old 27-01-12, 02:20 PM   #74
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Grant - part of the new world order is a free flymo for everyone who joins up without resistance.
Flymo!flymo! do you think this new world order is made of money

every person get an Alternate goat to keep their grass short

that'll learn them that i am not only bountiful but also i give them free milk
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Old 27-01-12, 02:36 PM   #75
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every person get an Alternate goat to keep their grass short
But goats have their balls under their chin! Cows are a much better bet. And they have character too.
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Old 27-01-12, 02:40 PM   #76
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But goats have their balls under their chin! Cows are a much better bet. And they have character too.
I have to allow my deputy dictator and Nick Clegg clone paul VI something to do and his job is to breed with the goats to make an alternative goat ( sans ball chins)
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Old 27-01-12, 03:17 PM   #77
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I know we promised everyone a goat & said that under no circumstances would the goats be cancelled... but sorry guys the goats are now cancelled.

No more alternative goating either.
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Old 27-01-12, 03:21 PM   #78
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and kid benifit will be cancelled if you have more than 3 goats or 6 flymos
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Old 27-01-12, 03:30 PM   #79
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what about sheep??
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Old 27-01-12, 03:32 PM   #80
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i want a cow dammit and if i dont get one were already going to have an uprising !
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