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Old 08-11-08, 06:28 PM   #1
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Default how do you get a girl to unlike you!

on the back of bluesv650s thread i thought this might be quite entertaining.
okay i'll start, out with a pal one night in oldham many years ago and he got chatting to a couple of ex-cons from prisoner cell block H.
these were rough, plaster on the glasses of one, scar on the other, broken arm in plaster with expletives written on it.
my mate dumped the pair on me and did a runner. once the ladies discovered that my dear friend has had it away on his toes they were both clinging on to me and telling me what they were both going to do to me.
well i was very quiet and shy at the time so i convinced them to let go while i went to the toilet, one went on sentry duty at the front door. went in gents, aha, open window. climbed out and did one. never returned to oldham for many months.
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Old 08-11-08, 06:37 PM   #2
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Have it away with her mother??
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Old 08-11-08, 06:38 PM   #3
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Ho Ho
I had many similar experiences in my misspent youth from Cardiff to Capetown and all points in between.
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Old 08-11-08, 07:08 PM   #4
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the magic words... ' i'm gay so no way'
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Old 08-11-08, 07:09 PM   #5
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Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick
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Old 08-11-08, 07:16 PM   #6
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Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick
lol beat me too it!!

also...keep itching ur crotch...i expect that would do it!
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Old 08-11-08, 07:26 PM   #7
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also...keep itching ur crotch...i expect that would do it!
...and then smell your finger/hand
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Old 08-11-08, 07:27 PM   #8
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Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick
harsh, but fair.
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Old 08-11-08, 07:52 PM   #9
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The best way to turn a girl right off you is to keep comparing her to your ex. Works wonders.
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Old 08-11-08, 07:59 PM   #10
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The best way to turn a girl right off you is to keep comparing her to your ex. Works wonders.
oooooh clever. very wicked.
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