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Old 03-03-11, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default I really hope I never get cancer of the colon

If I do I'll have to apologise to a BMW owner for slagging off his bike. The conversation went along the lines of:

"I demand an apology"

"You won't get an apology out of me as long as I have a hole in my ar5e"

Oops, have I tempted fate?
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Old 03-03-11, 11:17 PM   #2
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Default Re: I really hope I never get cancer of the colon

Is there any sort of interesting story behind this or what? lol

So far my experience of BMWs,
K100 something T brick thingy, characterful torquey thing, not too fast, rattled a lot, terrifying handling due to rubber mounted bars but predictable when you got used to it. Would happily have one.
R1100RT, pile of vibrating sh*t with so-so handling, dull power delivery, no possible reason to ever bother, ever.
K1200GT, not ridden that one yet, report to come. Got a lift to the pub and it was really comfy though.*


*Even if we did nearly get knocked off by the west yorkshire police. Cheers you c***s!
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Old 04-03-11, 05:17 AM   #3
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Oops, have I tempted fate?






Not at all.
BMW riders are worse than the bikes. I'm sure he deserved it.
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Old 04-03-11, 08:02 AM   #4
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Nope
I'm with Bananna Man they are bad. I've only met 2 guys with BMW's that were canny, as they ran round f650's and not the barges
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Old 04-03-11, 09:05 AM   #5
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i have never had a nod/nod back from a BMW rider in the 4 years i have been riding a bike. says it all really.
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Old 04-03-11, 09:42 AM   #6
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Doesn't Matt Yokes have a BMW?

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Old 04-03-11, 10:40 AM   #7
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didnt hitler have one aswell?
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Old 04-03-11, 10:41 AM   #8
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I see a theme here.
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Old 04-03-11, 10:42 AM   #9
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matt`s yokes / Hitler.. Have i missed something ? Sorry for the de- rail...
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Old 04-03-11, 11:16 AM   #10
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didnt hitler have one aswell?
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