And the tart's handbag award goes to...... - SV650.org

13-12-04, 07:56 PM

How many bolt ons do you have?
Is there very little that's left stock with every noock and cranny changed or modified?
Have you modified so much that now it's serious changes to be made to fulfill your mod jones?

List everything that you've changed and we'll see who wins.
My money is on Northwind

Scottoiler.
Swingarm bobbins.
Crash bungs.
Braided hoses, front and back.
EBC HH pads.
K&N
Dynojet
Pyramid seat cowl.
Zorstec hi level.
Ignition mod.
K2 pre-load adjusters and race tech springs.
JHS jack up kit.
TLS rear brake torque arm.
Butchered rear mudguard.
Mini indicators.
Stainless steel bar ends.
Clear rear lens.
LED rear bulbs.
Corbin seat.
Bellypan.
Hugger.
Fender extender.
Double bubble screen.
D208 Dunlops.
Gold valve caps

At one point a mod I've got 25, I didn't add the tank pad coz that'd be stupid.....

fizzwheel · 13-12-04, 08:02 PM

Thats mental.. how long did that take to do

Blue Flame EVO Titanium Exhaust
Scotoiler
Uprated front fork springs and oil
Forks dropped through yokes 5mm
"The Doctor" stickers on screen

Lowers ( were on bike when I bought it so not strictly a mod I made )
Braided front brake lines

thats my lot

13-12-04, 08:07 PM

I'm not finished either....
When the sprockets are finished, gearing will be changed to nekkid model spec.
Flat barring to be done and mirrors to be sourced.
Cams and stage 3 mebbe...
Hagon shock?

fizzwheel · 13-12-04, 08:11 PM

blimey....

I want to get a hugger and then I'm all done, fair play to you though

13-12-04, 09:55 PM

Mine has also been heavily modified, but then I had not much choice in the matter

Dents in the tank
Scratches on the frame
Scratches on the swing arm
Clocks ..........errr removed
Wheel rims scratched and scarred
Scuffs on bagster tank bag
Renegade high level oval can (scratched)
Replacement bandit mirrors (used)
Twin "streetfighter" lights (used)
Suzuki hugger (cracked and broken)
Front fender extender (new)
Rejetted
K & N filter
Renthal handlebars
Grip warmers
Halfords speedo
Broken in half and rewelded subframe (courtesy of Mark)
Alli undertray (home made courtesty of Mark)
Soldered CDI unit (courtesy of Mark)
Mini inidcators (held together with gaffa tape)
Small side pannels removed (they don't fit after the subframe mod)
Renthal Barends

Soon to go on or be replaced........

K3 clocks
new subframe
Solo seat unit
Side pannels
New paint job
New petrol tank

Want but can't afford at the moment......

Steel wire spoke wheels
New can (not sure what yet)

13-12-04, 10:26 PM

Halfords 'High Vison' H4 Bulbs,
Motrax Arrow indicators,
Iridium Screen,
K2 pre-load adjusters,
Progressive suspension springs & 15w oil,
Titanium Caliper bolts Front & Back,
Titanium Fork clamp bolts,
Air Horn,
Bar end sliders,
R&G Crash bungs,
Probolt Engine bolt kit,
BT020 front and Back,
Lowered Seat,
Pyramid Seat Cowl,
Pyramid Bell pan,
Undertray,
Hugger,
Hel Brake lines,
Swingarm Bobbins,
Purple Valve caps,

Fender extender
Art Twin Port Rainbow Iridium Slipon,
LED brake light strip,
Rosmoto rearsets,
One less tooth in the rear renthal sprocket,
Engine Retard removed.

In garage to do:
2WheelJunkie Front mudguard,
LED lighting for 'V' of bike and shock,
Lube Man.

Did have LED brake lights bulbs but they where naff.

Thats 26 plus 3 to do and 1 removed...

I'm surprised how many their are really.

Would like new rear shock, Wavey discs and Steel wire spoke wheels same as Bigape.

13-12-04, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinch

In garage to do:
2WheelJunkie Front mudguard,

Cool did you buy it from JHS or their wbsite?

14-12-04, 08:39 AM

Cam Tension fix (front cylinder)
BMC Filter
165 Dynojets
LED Rears
Double Bubble Tinted
Uprated front springs
Fender extender

splke · 14-12-04, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burner

How many bolt ons do you have?
Is there very little that's left stock with every noock and cranny changed or modified?
Have you modified so much that now it's serious changes to be made to fulfill your mod jones?

List everything that you've changed and we'll see who wins.
My money is on Northwind

Scottoiler.
Swingarm bobbins.
Crash bungs.
Braided hoses, front and back.
EBC HH pads.
K&N

Dynojet
Pyramid seat cowl.
Zorstec hi level.
Ignition mod.
K2 pre-load adjusters and race tech springs.
JHS jack up kit.
TLS rear brake torque arm.
Butchered rear mudguard.
Mini indicators.
Stainless steel bar ends.
Clear rear lens.
LED rear bulbs.
Corbin seat.
Bellypan.
Hugger.
Fender extender.
Double bubble screen.
D208 Dunlops.
Gold valve caps

At one point a mod I've got 25, I didn't add the tank pad coz that'd be stupid.....

Got ant pics mate ?
I would like to see Andys' Handiwork on an SV

Scoobs · 14-12-04, 08:49 AM

Mine is quite poor in comparison to some, but it does the job for me.

Scorpion can
F.Fabbri double bubble
Pyramid seat cowl
Pyramid belly pan

Brand new (less than 100 miles) BT020's

Err... I think that is it!

13-12-04, 07:56 PM	#1
BURNER Guest Posts: n/a	And the tart's handbag award goes to...... How many bolt ons do you have? Is there very little that's left stock with every noock and cranny changed or modified? Have you modified so much that now it's serious changes to be made to fulfill your mod jones? List everything that you've changed and we'll see who wins. My money is on Northwind Scottoiler. Swingarm bobbins. Crash bungs. Braided hoses, front and back. EBC HH pads. K&N Dynojet Pyramid seat cowl. Zorstec hi level. Ignition mod. K2 pre-load adjusters and race tech springs. JHS jack up kit. TLS rear brake torque arm. Butchered rear mudguard. Mini indicators. Stainless steel bar ends. Clear rear lens. LED rear bulbs. Corbin seat. Bellypan. Hugger. Fender extender. Double bubble screen. D208 Dunlops. Gold valve caps At one point a mod I've got 25, I didn't add the tank pad coz that'd be stupid.....

13-12-04, 08:02 PM	#2
fizzwheel Super Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Somerset Posts: 3,614	Thats mental.. how long did that take to do Blue Flame EVO Titanium Exhaust Scotoiler Uprated front fork springs and oil Forks dropped through yokes 5mm "The Doctor" stickers on screen Lowers ( were on bike when I bought it so not strictly a mod I made ) Braided front brake lines thats my lot __________________ Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition

13-12-04, 08:11 PM	#4
fizzwheel Super Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Somerset Posts: 3,614	blimey.... I want to get a hugger and then I'm all done, fair play to you though __________________ Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition

14-12-04, 08:49 AM	#10
Scoobs Vipers Pillion Bitch Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Waterlooville Posts: 3,933	Mine is quite poor in comparison to some, but it does the job for me. Scorpion can F.Fabbri double bubble Pyramid seat cowl Pyramid belly pan Brand new (less than 100 miles) BT020's Err... I think that is it! __________________ I look good, I mean really good! Hey everyone come and see how good I look!

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13-12-04, 08:07 PM	#3
BURNER Guest Posts: n/a	I'm not finished either.... When the sprockets are finished, gearing will be changed to nekkid model spec. Flat barring to be done and mirrors to be sourced. Cams and stage 3 mebbe... Hagon shock?

13-12-04, 09:55 PM	#5
Stig Guest Posts: n/a	Mine has also been heavily modified, but then I had not much choice in the matter Dents in the tank Scratches on the frame Scratches on the swing arm Clocks ..........errr removed Wheel rims scratched and scarred Scuffs on bagster tank bag Renegade high level oval can (scratched) Replacement bandit mirrors (used) Twin "streetfighter" lights (used) Suzuki hugger (cracked and broken) Front fender extender (new) Rejetted K & N filter Renthal handlebars Grip warmers Halfords speedo Broken in half and rewelded subframe (courtesy of Mark) Alli undertray (home made courtesty of Mark) Soldered CDI unit (courtesy of Mark) Mini inidcators (held together with gaffa tape) Small side pannels removed (they don't fit after the subframe mod) Renthal Barends Soon to go on or be replaced........ K3 clocks new subframe Solo seat unit Side pannels New paint job New petrol tank Want but can't afford at the moment...... Steel wire spoke wheels New can (not sure what yet)

13-12-04, 10:26 PM	#6
Grinch Guest Posts: n/a	Halfords 'High Vison' H4 Bulbs, Motrax Arrow indicators, Iridium Screen, K2 pre-load adjusters, Progressive suspension springs & 15w oil, Titanium Caliper bolts Front & Back, Titanium Fork clamp bolts, Air Horn, Bar end sliders, R&G Crash bungs, Probolt Engine bolt kit, BT020 front and Back, Lowered Seat, Pyramid Seat Cowl, Pyramid Bell pan, Undertray, Hugger, Hel Brake lines, Swingarm Bobbins, Purple Valve caps, Fender extender Art Twin Port Rainbow Iridium Slipon, LED brake light strip, Rosmoto rearsets, One less tooth in the rear renthal sprocket, Engine Retard removed. In garage to do: 2WheelJunkie Front mudguard, LED lighting for 'V' of bike and shock, Lube Man. Did have LED brake lights bulbs but they where naff. Thats 26 plus 3 to do and 1 removed... I'm surprised how many their are really. Would like new rear shock, Wavey discs and Steel wire spoke wheels same as Bigape.

14-12-04, 08:39 AM	#8
snoopy Guest Posts: n/a	Cam Tension fix (front cylinder) BMC Filter 165 Dynojets LED Rears Double Bubble Tinted Uprated front springs Fender extender