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02-07-11, 04:41 PM
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Andrex shares on the rise.
Well I made it back from the 2 weeks in Portugal a shadow of my former self. The 2nd week saw the onset of serious Portugese tummy. Wednesday I got through 3 bogrolls and a box of tissues, and visited the loo over 30 times. Promptly followed by an ambulance ride.
Loaded with drugs they put me on a plane home. Doc visited yesterday... more drugs. I'm grounded lol  , but daren't wander away from the bathroom anyway. He's due back Monday morning, 1st visit.And the positive from all of this... I'm over a stone lighter than when I left for my hols.
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02-07-11, 07:44 PM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
A good dose of the squirts beats any regime diet
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02-07-11, 07:46 PM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
Unlucky, some would say tough sheet but not in your case
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02-07-11, 08:50 PM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
Got yourself an inflatable donut yet Bri
 Heres a nice song to cheer you up 
I'll start running now cos your bound to catch up quicker being a stone lighter *runs quickly away*
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02-07-11, 10:35 PM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
Looks like you got the bum deal there.
I used to think you were full of **** but I guess that's not so any more?
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03-07-11, 12:18 AM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
Set up a kettle next to the bog to make some brews, take a few bike mags with you, fight it out like a man.
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03-07-11, 08:26 AM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
Bummer
, had the squits befor when in egypt both times, but not as bad as you have it, hope it clears up soon.
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03-07-11, 08:32 AM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
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03-07-11, 08:41 AM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
"Pamper" yourself and put a bog roll in the fridge.
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03-07-11, 10:34 AM
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Re: Andrex shares on the rise.
You sound a little down in the dumps.
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