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Old 22-03-15, 10:58 PM   #1
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What if I wasn't too sexy for his shirt? (courtesy of the legend Lozzo)

I think you can work out how it works
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Old 22-03-15, 10:58 PM   #2
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What if people did like you when you were 23?
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Old 22-03-15, 11:02 PM   #3
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What if Two tribes didn't go to war?
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Old 22-03-15, 11:07 PM   #4
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What if it they weren't looking for Lional Richey after all!!!
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Well me and Pegasus may not have met ..... ....
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Old 22-03-15, 11:47 PM   #6
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What if a picture didn't paint a thousand words,
Would Banksy just be a signwriter?
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Old 22-03-15, 11:50 PM   #7
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Hva hvis himmelen ikke klart?
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What if ninety-nine red balloons don't go by?
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Old 23-03-15, 12:56 AM   #9
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what if he hadn't lied at 17.
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Motorhead had got the seven of clubs?
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