Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! - SV650.org

Lissa · 12-11-07, 07:52 PM

A friend of ours is a bit prone to having time off work. He's been signed off for a week, and when he went into work he found a note stuck to his bench!

Simons reason for a day off.

pain in stomach

pain in back

pain in leg

pain in other leg

pain in someone elses leg

chain come off, 15 killed, 27 maimed for life

abducted by aliens

went to wales

blankets on bed too heavy, could not get out

thought it was sunday, so had a lie in

thought it was saturday, so had a lie in

thought he was on holiday

dreamt he had got up and went to work, did not realise until he woke up and was still in bed

was told war had broken out so slept under bed, could not see alarm clock from where he was

elephant sitting outside garage, could not get motorbike out

seat wet on motorbike

woke with massive swelling on back, went to doctors, he had left his rucksack on under his shirt

headlight blown so he could not come as it was still dark

zulu uprising in smethwick

dreamt he was unemployed so did not bother getting up

chain came off again, 23 killed, 42 maimed for life

run out of corn flakes and could not come on empty stomach

his mother has had her teeth out and is having a gas fire fitted, so he has to stay in

put pyjamas on back to front, so when he woke up, he thought he was going to bed, not getting up

chain came off again, 54 killed, 102 maimed for life

severed leg when his chain came off the first time but forgot to tell us

taken hostage by taliban, hopes to escape before playschool comes on

Volcano erupted at the end of his road, has put the fire out, but has something in his eye

Tsunami Smethwick High St, water in petrol tank, will be in tomorrow

Watched film 'end of the world' thought it was true and did not bother putting alarm clock on

had wet dream, when he woke up was stuck to bed

went to wales, but with his mate this time

Front wheel shattered on the way home from wales, had to come home on the back wheel

12-11-07, 08:28 PM

All of those valid excuses!

Wideboy · 12-11-07, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lissa

blankets on bed too heavy, could not get out

oh i like that one

12-11-07, 08:43 PM

haha love it!

12-11-07, 09:01 PM

strange sense of deja-vue?

I knew I was going to type that

Lissa · 12-11-07, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kinvig

strange sense of deja-vue?

I knew I was going to type that

Always could type quicker than Si

12-11-07, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lissa

blankets on bed too heavy, could not get out

Must have bought it from the same shop as I did. I have the same problem.

phil24_7 · 13-11-07, 04:31 AM

Am currently making a note of these for possible future days off!!!

13-11-07, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave The Rave

Must have bought it from the same shop as I did. I have the same problem.

Can someone tell me what shop they're from...I want some too

phil24_7 · 18-01-09, 01:30 PM

just wanted to revive this cuz I've just wet myself whilst reading it!!

12-11-07, 07:52 PM	#1
Lissa Just Ballast Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Rugby, South Mids Group Posts: 4,381	Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! A friend of ours is a bit prone to having time off work. He's been signed off for a week, and when he went into work he found a note stuck to his bench! Simons reason for a day off. pain in stomach pain in back pain in leg pain in other leg pain in someone elses leg chain come off, 15 killed, 27 maimed for life abducted by aliens went to wales blankets on bed too heavy, could not get out thought it was sunday, so had a lie in thought it was saturday, so had a lie in thought he was on holiday dreamt he had got up and went to work, did not realise until he woke up and was still in bed was told war had broken out so slept under bed, could not see alarm clock from where he was elephant sitting outside garage, could not get motorbike out seat wet on motorbike woke with massive swelling on back, went to doctors, he had left his rucksack on under his shirt headlight blown so he could not come as it was still dark zulu uprising in smethwick dreamt he was unemployed so did not bother getting up chain came off again, 23 killed, 42 maimed for life run out of corn flakes and could not come on empty stomach his mother has had her teeth out and is having a gas fire fitted, so he has to stay in put pyjamas on back to front, so when he woke up, he thought he was going to bed, not getting up chain came off again, 54 killed, 102 maimed for life severed leg when his chain came off the first time but forgot to tell us taken hostage by taliban, hopes to escape before playschool comes on Volcano erupted at the end of his road, has put the fire out, but has something in his eye Tsunami Smethwick High St, water in petrol tank, will be in tomorrow Watched film 'end of the world' thought it was true and did not bother putting alarm clock on had wet dream, when he woke up was stuck to bed went to wales, but with his mate this time Front wheel shattered on the way home from wales, had to come home on the back wheel __________________ If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old! I'd Rather Have Two Big Bangs Than Four Little Strokes

12-11-07, 08:28 PM	#2
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! All of those valid excuses!

12-11-07, 08:43 PM	#4
Kate Moss Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! haha love it!

12-11-07, 09:01 PM	#5
Kinvig Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! strange sense of deja-vue? I knew I was going to type that

13-11-07, 04:31 AM	#8
phil24_7 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Plymouth, England Posts: 3,787	Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! Am currently making a note of these for possible future days off!!! __________________ Phil I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Blue SV650 K3, GSX-R K5 front end, TL1000S clip-ons, lower fairings, seat cowl, gel seat, Pyramid undertray, R&G crash bungs, stainless steel bar ends, full titanium Akrapovic exhaust, Power Commander, clear rear light, flush mount front indys, mini rear indys, Autocom 300 duo intercom, Acumen cat 1 alarm and Micheline Pilot Power 2ct's.

18-01-09, 01:30 PM	#10
phil24_7 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Plymouth, England Posts: 3,787	Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour! just wanted to revive this cuz I've just wet myself whilst reading it!! __________________ Phil I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Blue SV650 K3, GSX-R K5 front end, TL1000S clip-ons, lower fairings, seat cowl, gel seat, Pyramid undertray, R&G crash bungs, stainless steel bar ends, full titanium Akrapovic exhaust, Power Commander, clear rear light, flush mount front indys, mini rear indys, Autocom 300 duo intercom, Acumen cat 1 alarm and Micheline Pilot Power 2ct's.

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