just had a thought about my funeral - SV650.org

Quiff Wichard · 25-08-08, 12:06 AM

When i riding today i thought ooo if anything happenned to me and I had to be laid to rest I would want a biker funeral. now me have no wife who knew you and knew my wishes and wudda been on here organising it all with you folks then you wont know will ya.. ,,

so.

if i pass.

you are all invited-please attend

thats the serious bit. . lots of folk know my number so cancall me mobile and find out (I wont be ansering of course)

however- as i am posting , and had a beer. this could be my I am still alive but lets have a wake for quiff. ..

all superlative euologies welcome. or ideas for my headstone. ..

I thank you.

headstone engraving such as

He came..
He left..
he came back .
he went for good.

dizzyblonde · 25-08-08, 12:10 AM

Quiff i think you've had too much mucky beer.

Seriously.....Quiff...the tart with a big heart

$tevo · 25-08-08, 01:22 AM

Which pub for the wake? Don't pick the Man O'Clay on Bentilee - they just knocked it down. The lounge would have been great - it's ruined my plans anyway...

Grinch · 25-08-08, 07:16 AM

I wish to be heated up and burnt until I am nothing but ash... then placed in my exhaust and blown all over Portsmouth. Hopefully someone will choke or swallow a bit of me, that would be amussing.
So come to my funeral as I plan of a lot of swallowing to be going on, followed by some gaging.

K · 25-08-08, 07:18 AM

He brought much laughter into the world.
RIP
Eddie Izzard

Personally I wish to be buried in my MG.

phil24_7 · 25-08-08, 09:39 AM

Burnt and scattered me, not sure where I wanna be scattered though!

Quiff Wichard · 25-08-08, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinch

I wish to be heated up and burnt until I am nothing but ash... then placed in my exhaust and blown all over Portsmouth. Hopefully someone will choke or swallow a bit of me, that would be amussing.
So come to my funeral as I plan of a lot of swallowing to be going on, followed by some gaging.

well I am half way there

I have been blown all over stoke on trent already xx

dizzyblonde · 25-08-08, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

well I am half way there

I have been blown all over stoke on trent already xx

my my you get about a bit don't you

phil24_7 · 25-08-08, 11:08 AM

He probably just had his bottom sets of ribs removed!!

TonyS · 25-08-08, 10:52 PM

For my funeral, I'm going to request the hearse must get a speeding ticket from a speed camera and claim I was the driver when they get the notice in the post.

25-08-08, 12:06 AM	#1
Quiff Wichard Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,342	just had a thought about my funeral When i riding today i thought ooo if anything happenned to me and I had to be laid to rest I would want a biker funeral. now me have no wife who knew you and knew my wishes and wudda been on here organising it all with you folks then you wont know will ya.. ,, so. if i pass. you are all invited-please attend thats the serious bit. . lots of folk know my number so cancall me mobile and find out (I wont be ansering of course) however- as i am posting , and had a beer. this could be my I am still alive but lets have a wake for quiff. .. all superlative euologies welcome. or ideas for my headstone. .. I thank you. headstone engraving such as He came.. He left.. he came back . he went for good. __________________ candy red vfr800 with permanent pillion. mahooosive top box big saddlebags ... the vfr not mand .

25-08-08, 12:10 AM	#2
dizzyblonde Member Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 7,361	Re: just had a thought about my funeral Quiff i think you've had too much mucky beer. Seriously.....Quiff...the tart with a big heart __________________ Suzy...yellow 2001 SVs. Dave...black 2000 SVs. V Raptor 1000. Big butch girls bike. Hovis 13-8-1975 -3-10- 2009

25-08-08, 01:22 AM	#3
$tevo Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Stoke on Trent Posts: 208	Re: just had a thought about my funeral Which pub for the wake? Don't pick the Man O'Clay on Bentilee - they just knocked it down. The lounge would have been great - it's ruined my plans anyway... __________________ Hollywood Tease!!

25-08-08, 07:16 AM	#4
Grinch Boo! Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Nodnol weekdays, Portsmouth Weekends. Rides:SV650SK1 & SV650SX Posts: 7,766	Re: just had a thought about my funeral I wish to be heated up and burnt until I am nothing but ash... then placed in my exhaust and blown all over Portsmouth. Hopefully someone will choke or swallow a bit of me, that would be amussing. So come to my funeral as I plan of a lot of swallowing to be going on, followed by some gaging. __________________ Dan aka Grinch Bikers View Blog - New World Ruler Blog - Rate My Stool Blog Mod for South & West Surfers, Stuff Wanted, & For Sale My Views on All Weather Riding XBOX Live - lgmdaniel - mention your from the org if you add me.

25-08-08, 07:18 AM	#5
K Your Imaginary Friend Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Northampton. Posts: 2,363	Re: just had a thought about my funeral He brought much laughter into the world. RIP Eddie Izzard Personally I wish to be buried in my MG. __________________ If you want sympathy, try looking in a dictionary; it's somewhere between sycophant and syphilis! Member of the Wonky Knee Gang.

25-08-08, 09:39 AM	#6
phil24_7 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Plymouth, England Posts: 2,660	Re: just had a thought about my funeral Burnt and scattered me, not sure where I wanna be scattered though! __________________ Phil I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Blue SV650 K3, GSX-R K5 front end, TL1000S clip-ons, lower fairings, seat cowl, gel seat, Pyramid undertray, R&G crash bungs, stainless steel bar ends, full titanium Akrapovic exhaust, Power Commander, clear rear light, flush mount front indys, mini rear indys, Autocom 300 duo intercom, Acumen cat 1 alarm and Micheline Pilot Power 2ct's.

25-08-08, 11:08 AM	#9
phil24_7 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Plymouth, England Posts: 2,660	Re: just had a thought about my funeral He probably just had his bottom sets of ribs removed!! __________________ Phil I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Blue SV650 K3, GSX-R K5 front end, TL1000S clip-ons, lower fairings, seat cowl, gel seat, Pyramid undertray, R&G crash bungs, stainless steel bar ends, full titanium Akrapovic exhaust, Power Commander, clear rear light, flush mount front indys, mini rear indys, Autocom 300 duo intercom, Acumen cat 1 alarm and Micheline Pilot Power 2ct's.

25-08-08, 10:52 PM	#10
TonyS Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 347	Re: just had a thought about my funeral For my funeral, I'm going to request the hearse must get a speeding ticket from a speed camera and claim I was the driver when they get the notice in the post. __________________

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