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17-11-07, 12:10 PM | #1 |
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All I want for Christmas is ...........
..... a ray gun mounted on the car so that I can zap the muppets that
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17-11-07, 12:19 PM | #2 |
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Re: All I want for Christmas is ...........
my friend just failed her driving test for doing this.
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17-11-07, 12:21 PM | #3 |
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Re: All I want for Christmas is ...........
I've always said, all pillions should be equipped with a rocket launcher to deal with the numpty's. Mind you, you'd need a trailer to carry all the rockets you'd need on an average day out
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17-11-07, 12:43 PM | #4 |
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Re: All I want for Christmas is ...........
Can I have one to get the 2 drivers I saw on the M25 last night driving WITHOUT THEIR LIGHTS ON
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17-11-07, 12:43 PM | #5 |
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Re: All I want for Christmas is ...........
I just want a crate of Lime milkshake...
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17-11-07, 12:49 PM | #6 | |
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THis idiot, moran guy almost pulled into my lane klast night, so I gave him an evil, He looked a little scared I think, he probally though I was gonna something I did consider wing mirror removal, but though next, next time thunder |
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17-11-07, 01:34 PM | #7 | |
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4. braking with the tenacity approaching an emergency stop when a car appears coming towards you, regardless of the road width 5. if a car is parked on your side of the road and there is oncoming traffic, stopping, even though a double decker bus just passed through the same width gap immediately in front of you 6. just yesterday, i was turning right into a junction, the approaching doddery old git was turning left in the same side road, he got slower and slower until eventually he had stopped on the major road to give way to me, without giving me any signal (flashed lights or a wave), he actually thought i had right of way i could go on and on
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17-11-07, 02:09 PM | #8 |
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I want a non-commercial and pointless consumerism free Crimbo. I'm a devout atheist!
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17-11-07, 04:05 PM | #9 |
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Re: All I want for Christmas is ...........
Well family asked well what do you.....I was like you know, your not having having it! They seem think me having another bike is a bad idea.
Have to agree the xmas, stuff is a bit pointless, I have elected to work most xmas. I should have xmas eve and day off. |
17-11-07, 04:26 PM | #10 |
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I don't have a problem with learners - we all had to learn sometime, but I've not seen an "L" plate on any of these cars so I "assume" they know how to drive
7. brake because a car is comming towards you with their lights on |
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