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13-09-12, 08:51 PM | #1 |
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This is not the apocalypse I wanted
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13-09-12, 09:01 PM | #2 |
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Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted
bugger I like bacon
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13-09-12, 09:04 PM | #3 |
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Bacon!!!
Dammit... Zombie chops anyone?
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13-09-12, 09:25 PM | #4 |
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OMG Bacon shortage.....PANIIIIIICCCCC
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13-09-12, 09:29 PM | #5 |
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I eat at least 2 bacon sandwiches per week. This could result in me starving to death.
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13-09-12, 09:31 PM | #6 |
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Pigs deserve what they get they are greedy, as explained by Bricktop, the pig feeder expert.
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a p1sshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". |
13-09-12, 09:50 PM | #7 |
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Noooo! I'm going to start stockpiling the stuff now...
Oh, and I love the fact that the original BBC article gives links to loads of pork recipes!! Last edited by El Saxo; 13-09-12 at 09:51 PM. |
14-09-12, 07:43 AM | #8 |
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo oOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo
I blame China "China consumes around 50% of the world's pork, helping to make it the most eaten meat in the world" http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/0/19558714 |
14-09-12, 07:50 AM | #9 |
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What a load of porky pies!
It was said at Willy wonkas that all the waste went to feeding pigs, that's why your bacon always tasted so good!!!
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Prime food like fresh corn/maize is for human consumption. Animal pellets are made from waste/surplus plus gangster input as noted by TIB.
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