Done anything silly recently?

[Jayneflakes]

You can call me Sister Jayne or Reverend Flakes!

It is a genuine Ordination Certificate though, but I should point out that I am not a Christian, so I am not able marry any of you in any pretty churches.

[Geodude]

Haha Reverend Flakes Whats todays sermon?

Have you done it for a laugh or you going to do something with it? I thought you were like me and would burst into flames if you went near anything churchy

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

It is a genuine Ordination Certificate though, but I should point out that I am not a Christian, so I am not able marry any of you in any pretty churches.

If you were would they look anything like this?

http://izismile.com/2009/02/27/gothi...s_46_pics.html

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Geodude

Haha Reverend Flakes Whats todays sermon?

Have you done it for a laugh or you going to do something with it? I thought you were like me and would burst into flames if you went near anything churchy

I do burst into flames if I go near a Christian church, last one I went into got me a telling off! The Vicar took offence to my Black Metal T-Shirt! In context, I had just got off the bike, being slightly late for my sisters wedding practice!

In truth, my belief is a bit too complicated to go into in a jokey net forum, but the basics of it is that I believe that human beings can be amazing, human spirit can be unbreakable and it is not just men in dresses who should be allowed to be Vicars. It was a costly enterprise and a little too much for a joke, but does have other aspects to it that make it mean something. I took some oaths and intend to keep them and will be updating my ID with the appropriate title soon. Should I ever get caught speeding on the Bike, I shall be presented with the ticket addressed to Reverend Flakes!

Originally Posted by Seggons

If you were would they look anything like this?

http://izismile.com/2009/02/27/gothi...s_46_pics.html

Gothic weddings tend to be beautiful affairs, not so sure about turning up in a coffin though, that is a bit much for me. I celebrate life, not death, but have thought about having vampyr fangs fitted, if I can over come the terrible fear I have of the Dentist!

Oh by the way, you can just see sticking out of my pocket a genuine holy book, however it shall remain anonymous.

Yes, snapped my radiator bolt and in anger threw it against the wall only to have it land in my coffee...

Although that's one of many silly things

[SoulKiss]

I got one of those YEARS ago (Universal Life Church of Modesto, California?)

My Brother-In-Law also ordained his dog...

I believe that you can get Universal Life Church ordination simply by filling in a form on their website.

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by wyrdness

I believe that you can get Universal Life Church ordination simply by filling in a form on their website.

Thats what I did

So you a Buddhist now then flakey?

[sv4me]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Done anything silly recently?

I've not, but I think Beabert may have