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Old 08-07-12, 07:39 AM   #451
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Thanks to 50 Shades of Grey, my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.
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Old 08-07-12, 12:59 PM   #452
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Old 09-07-12, 09:43 AM   #453
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Latest drug craze in Yorkshire------
Apparently the are dissolving ecstasy tablets in water and using dental syringes to inject it in their mouths
Known locally as " E by -gum"
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Old 09-07-12, 12:05 PM   #454
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Andy Murray will be just fine. The British love people who cry after losing something.

Just look at Gazza, Stuart Pearce, and the McCanns!
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Old 09-07-12, 12:07 PM   #455
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Old 09-07-12, 01:10 PM   #456
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Ha haaa, I was wondering what I was missing and then it made sense....


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COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.



FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
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