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Old 28-04-08, 07:42 PM   #1
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Default Why does riding a bike make you want to pee so badly?

So, on a ride out with Soulkiss, Rictus and Messie on Sunday, luckily after Messie had left us, I proved not once but twice that while bears may poo in the woods, they definitely pee by the side of the road!

Those on last years AR may remember me "marking" one of the junctions while marking one of the junctions, too...

Why is it that the bike riding position makes the need to pee come on so strong and sudden?
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Old 28-04-08, 07:44 PM   #2
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Small bladder?
Pregnant?
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Old 28-04-08, 07:47 PM   #3
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Dodgy prostate gland?
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Old 28-04-08, 07:54 PM   #4
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pressure on the bladder when leaning forward?
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Old 28-04-08, 07:59 PM   #5
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Default Re: Why does riding a bike make you want to pee so badly?

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Dodgy prostate gland?
You got a fetish for prostates Claire?



Having said that, I often stop to admire the scenery and take the oportunity to have a wee wee. Really annoys Luckypants, having to stop all the time!
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Old 28-04-08, 08:04 PM   #6
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pmsl you git mind you i do have to check them out occasionally!!!
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Old 28-04-08, 08:12 PM   #7
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Default Re: Why does riding a bike make you want to pee so badly?

Pete you seem to have an embarrasing photo to suit every occasion lol
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Old 28-04-08, 08:18 PM   #8
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He stores them specially Chris, that`s why he takes so many!!
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Old 28-04-08, 08:21 PM   #9
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Default Re: Why does riding a bike make you want to pee so badly?

And I've just noticed the first outing of.....

(Drumroll)

Mike's purple pants....
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Old 28-04-08, 08:23 PM   #10
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I`m gonna start taking my camera out with me and get my revenge
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