Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)

My problem is........I go out, get pished, take home this:

.........n wake up with THIS:

😝😣😳


"Gas it w###a".........

[Biker Biggles]

Originally Posted by Geodude

Meh, shes ok but you still win hands down give her some of your chocolate Lph she looks a bit thin

Cynical old me suspects she is very high maintenance too.

I once owned a Laverda like that.

[BanannaMan]

Granted I come from a land where there is no bias towards gingers, (in fact no one knows or uses the term ginger***)
but you are in no way lacking in the looks department LPH.
Got nothing to be jealous of from this lass.



As for the superskinney supermodel,
If you look north of the fake boobs her face isn't really all that attractive.
I'm sure it's a 'flavour of the month' thing for them both.



*** Currently girls in the US are colouring their hair the same colour as yours, seems it's the 'in thing'.

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

.......n wake up with THIS:

So you're the bloke that's been doing my wife!

☺️ Am guessing Mrs Banana dont subscribe to SV.org?? ☺️


"Gas it w###a".........

[timwilky]

I cannot afford to look at women like that. I have tried explaining that just because I read the menu doesn't mean I am going to eat the meal. And you cannot appreciate what you have unless you have something to compare it against. But for some reason, she has a problem with me having a taste or confirming what my eyes tell me, with my hands.

In our youth, my twin bro used to always go for the last choicers. He reckoned they were the more desperate and more likely to come over with the goods than the good looking ones who would want wining and dining first. Also the good looking ones were more likely to have had a few chasing them, so chances of catching something were raised with them. This being a theory he was unfortunate enough to prove. Yuk.

[Littlepeahead]

Ah well I guess it takes all sorts. She's a nice girl and I know lots of women who would be quite happy to be seen out on the arm of Mr Lara, but he a bit on the short side for my taste, and a bit old too really

Not that I have anything against those West Indies lads, they are always the most fun and flirty, and if you've got to spend 4 hours sitting in a busy A&E department on a Saturday afternoon then doing it with Chris Gayle dressed only in his underwear is certainly the best way to do it (the nurses seemed to be enjoying themselves too!)

Oh my god, will you just stop with your cricketer porn please!

[Red ones]

I loving how LPH is navigating this without reference to middle wicket,


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[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

Hmmm, judging by the state of that rock, she is in need of some imodium.


I am lucky in that my other half is very attracted to ugly fat birds with mouths like a sewer, otherwise I would be single now.

Chocolate stopped doing it for me when I am feeling like I am an ugly fat failure, so these days when I am feeling down I pig out on golden syrup cake with a side portion of self loathing and a dollop of clotted contempt.

I don't care anymore that I am a fat useless 40 something with less teeth than a bare knuckle boxer and a face like a bag of bashed crabs, so I just keep shovelling the cake in. With enough self hatred LPH, you too can go up by three dress sizes while losing all feelings of self worth. You don't need these pencil thin, skeletal airbrushed super tarts to achieve those special feelings of inadequacy, just eat more cake. It really works...

[BanannaMan]

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

☺️ Am guessing Mrs Banana dont subscribe to SV.org?? ☺️

That would be correct. LOL
But if she saw it she'd only have a good laugh as it in no way resembles her.