I am rich

[timwilky]

Originally Posted by email received today

NORTH AMERICAN LOTTERY FOUNDATION


ATTN:
FROM: Robert Clark, Correspondent Agent

From the North American Lottery Foundation, in assistance with the Royal Columbia Board of Commissions? We happily announce to you that we have confirmed your won award of £750,000.00 (Seven Hundred and Fifty thousand Pounds sterling) at the North American Payment Center !!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

Serial Number: 394857590-9274
Ticket Number: 837410
Date of Draw: Oct 23th, 2008


We are currently submitting all of the necessary paperwork to our affiliate paying bank to enable them to issue the Certified Bank Check in your name. In order for us to complete all of the necessary formalities, you must contact the Foreign Operations Manager, CHARLES HAMLETT @ Email Address: chrleshamlett@yahoo.com He will need to confirm everything, we have on file to ensure that, there will be no set backs upon the release of these funds to you.

I want you to know that verification and confirmation of all of your documents have been sent to our affiliate company, The Royal Columbia Board of Commissions from our processing office. Also, be rest assured that your documents that were sent by one of our processing-coordinators who has been evaluated by our legal department. This will leave you the true beneficiary of the won award under the European Lottery Foundation and North American Lottery Foundation, and zoned under the England Tax Revenue Office.

The North American Tax Revenue Office requires payment of $18,650.00 for your stamp Duty Tax, as well as your Notarization charges to the England Tax Revenue Office. Our payment bank will remit part of your winning check to enable you pay to the North American Tax Office, so that the bank will release the rest of your winnings to you. Please contact CHARLES HAMLETT to reconfirm your address and telephone number. Your certificate of award Prize and other document will be forwarded to you via the Express courier, DHL, as soon as you reconfirm your address.

Due to a mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and all funds have been remitted into your nominated account, as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted abuse of this program by participants. Please, if we have any errors with your address, or the spelling of your name let us know immediately so we can make the sufficient changes.

Congratulations once again, from all of our staff and sponsors!!!

Sincerely,

Robert Clark.
Correspondent Agent.
North American Lottery Foundation – USA , England , France , China , Australia ,Canada.

NOTE: PLEASE KEEP THIS NOTICE IN YOUR PERSONAL FILES, FOR FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE.

how, I never even entered a lottery and this nice man wants to give me money.. Now what do you think I will have to give him up front.

[Mr Speirs]

Only $18,650. Thats a bargain!!! $18,650 for $750,000. Only an idiot wouldn't go through with this.

My favorite part of that is the misplaced question mark:

From the North American Lottery Foundation, in assistance with the Royal Columbia Board of Commissions?

dammit, I never win anything! ;o)

[Richie]

you old fool, you gave out the numbers
Serial Number: 394857590-9274
Ticket Number: 837410
Date of Draw: Oct 23th, 2008

funny they are the same as mine...

[DarrenSV650S]

Goooooood afternoon sir. I just need your bank account details and sort code

WTF is the "England Tax Revenue Office"? Don't tell me, HMRC has had another name change :P

hey, i tel you what; i'll give you half the money, and we go halves on the winnings?