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Old 23-06-06, 02:19 PM   #1
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Default If you Google...

The word 'liar', the first result is 'Tony Blair's Biography'

And before you ask, no - there aren't any spelling errors.

Made me laugh anyway.
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Old 23-06-06, 02:25 PM   #2
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The word 'liar', the first result is 'Tony Blair's Biography'

And before you ask, no - there aren't any spelling errors.

Made me laugh anyway.
You'll like this:

www.******.org

(Mods - I Apologise for the profanity but it's doesn't really work otherwise!)



EDIT - Hey it auto *'s it anyway - you get the idea!
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Old 23-06-06, 02:33 PM   #3
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And Sir Ian Bliar the police commisioner...how funny
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Old 23-06-06, 02:36 PM   #4
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Of the 3 billion pages Google indexes, that's top of the list. Quality!
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Old 23-06-06, 03:05 PM   #5
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There was a similar one that if you selected I'm feeling lucky was President Bush's home page. Can't remember the word

But it must be great to work for Google = control the world
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Actually it was liar!

So definitely Google having fun
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Old 23-06-06, 03:17 PM   #7
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Try googling 'miserable failure'
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Old 23-06-06, 03:24 PM   #8
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try 'mass destruction' and hit I'm Feeling Lucky
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Old 23-06-06, 03:46 PM   #9
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And then there is '****wit'.......



That one's been around for years though.
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Old 23-06-06, 04:15 PM   #10
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And then there is 'f*ckwit'.......



That one's been around for years though.

only works on google.com, not google.co.uk
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