'Ere 'ere is the EAR Megathread

When I took the bike to work (was also the last time I rode it) before the snow and nasty weather, I froze mt nuts off.

I was bundled right up and was still freezing.
On the way home, I filtered through 4 lots of standing traffic on the A38, M6 and M1 and it took me 2 hours to get home but all the time I was thinking "this is why..".

Yes I was frozen when I got home, so cold that my balls were under my chin but I was at home and ready for a bath.

I got a call from a mate that does the same journey 2 hours later saying he had just got in.

Originally Posted by kellyjo

Theres the voice of experience....

I have to disagree on this one...




Fixes all problems

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Originally Posted by speedplay

I have to disagree on this one...




Fixes all problems

its only good for Ducks, not kids. It dos exactly what it says on the label

Originally Posted by maviczap

its only good for Ducks, not kids. It dos exactly what it says on the label

And hamsters...

It stops them from bursting when you shag them...

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Originally Posted by speedplay

And hamsters...

It stops them from bursting when you shag them...

And only you would know that

Originally Posted by maviczap

And only you would know that

"Don't knock it till you try it" as they say in Northampton

Well I must admit that I had to use 2 rolls of the stuff on Jenn before she agreed to marry me

I know, I'm so romantic...

Originally Posted by speedplay

And hamsters...

It stops them from bursting when you shag them...

And you had the audacity to call me weird!!

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Cling film is better, doesn't leave any marks

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Night night, starting to halucinate in front of the screen

And April is waiting

And to think Skip tried to kill of this thread...