Drunken Safari

After a few too many drinks yesterday evening, a few mates and myself decided that a road trip to Longleat was in order. Needless to say it proved to be a comic adventure. Here are some photos of the animals from inside the park.....most of the others will fall foul of the u rating

nice piccys................ but i wanna see the non U-rated ones

longleat is great. did the monkeys manage to destroy/eat/disassemble any of the car that you were in?

Originally Posted by hovis

nice piccys................ but i wanna see the non U-rated ones

I'm going to have to second that.

Originally Posted by sarah

longleat is great. did the monkeys manage to destroy/eat/disassemble any of the car that you were in?

Nope the car we were in survived pretty much unscathed. We did notice that Ford Focus' were all taking a mauling...all the plastics and rubber grommets were ripped out. They also got in the roofbox of a Subaru....knickers everywhere with monkeys frollicking amongst them. Would of made a classic photo but i was laughing so much i didnt take one

We went in 2 cars but 5 of us all piled into a crappy corsa as my mate was afraid the monkeys would eat his X5.

As for the other photos...they are staying in the dakest recesses of my HD.

Longleat was a decent day out....we were all hammered though(drivers excluded) so i can hardly be an accurate barometer. What i will say is the lions are a bunch of lazy *******s...just lying down in the shade. They should have someone there tazering them into action. Nearly as bad as the wolves in that respect! The tigers were class though...rampaging around.

Obviously the monkeys are the best

what about the elephants?

I didn't see any!

Being a student i watch a lot of trash TV and i am pretty sure that it said on Animal Park that they were selling them to a French zoo. So i guess none there anymore.

I stand to be corrected.....