Might Be Moving

Due to recent changes in circumstances, I might be moving local to Maidstone/Gillingham. Any nice places for bikers to chill? Nice roads that aren't filled with shamefully driven cars? How often you guys meet up?

I'm at the Oakdene cafe most sunday mornings. always a good turnout for bikers there. The SELKENT lot meet up not too far from there, and in fact tomorrow evening, at the pied bull. There's a thread for that too.

[Viney]

Have you filled I. The correct paperwork and. Paid the correct amount of money to move this way?

And what atassiedevil says although I'm usually in bed Sunday mornings and not at the oakdene.

I was not sure there was any paperwork. Do I also need to go through some security vetting? Provide you with a recent CRB?

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[Viney]

Yes. There is a 478 page form that has to be hand written in the native language of Gillingham; Chav!. It also has to be signed by all relatives, living or dead and a fee of 1 Crinkly Bottom Groat is payable to Emperor Squid of Sid.

Other than that, welcome to da souf init.

As for roads...plenty of them, none are devoid of numpties though. We meet every other wednesday at the Pied Bull (This week is a meet) and very occasionally we might even go for a ride on motorbikes. However, if you want to do a ride out, then post one up and we'll all come along and try an knock each other off

I'm glad it has to be written in Chav. I am not far from Hastings which as I am sure you know was at some point voted as one of the most prolific Chav towns. Even lived there for a good two years. I am well versed in the ways and linguistic flexibility that is Chav. Do you think that since I am so well practised in Chav that the fee could be waived? The 478 page form will be fun though.

Knock each other off? Bikes or reach arounds? Either way.. Never been my thing. I'm married. I can't be doing that anymore. Last time that happened I was very drunk and attending a lecture on how to be a Chav and they had us all sitting down in a circle. I still get nightmares.

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[Matt-EUC]

Originally Posted by Entropy

Knock each other off? Bikes or reach arounds?

Both.

Simultaneously.

Woah woah woah!! Not everyone from gillingham is a chav!

[Matt-EUC]

May I reference your forum name?

Reference it?