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Old 29-03-06, 06:44 AM   #1
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Watch out for this Supermarket scam I got caught out with the other day:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start getting friendly with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and shows you a good time, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
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Old 29-03-06, 06:50 AM   #2
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OK, never seen the need for a car before, but you may have changed my mind
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Old 29-03-06, 07:27 AM   #3
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which supermarket ed, i've sat for hours waiting but with no luck, or is my age thats putting them off ?

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Watch out for this Supermarket scam I got caught out with the other day:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start getting friendly with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and shows you a good time, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

I too have fallen victim to this, funnily enough on the same days as you....

I couldn't find them on Monday or Tuesday
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Old 29-03-06, 09:41 AM   #5
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Which Supermarket ?? Where ??
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