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Old 16-06-11, 12:44 PM   #1
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Default Another Darwin Award nominee?

I'm sure "wart" and "shotgun" don't get used in the same sentence very ofter but, here you go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23204064/
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Old 16-06-11, 01:05 PM   #2
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Lucky for him it wasn't a genital wart!
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Old 16-06-11, 01:09 PM   #3
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he found the shot gun in a hedge... sort of sums the kind of bloke up really
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Old 16-06-11, 01:11 PM   #4
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we yorkshires is clever well much.
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Old 16-06-11, 01:39 PM   #5
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What a nut.
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Old 16-06-11, 01:42 PM   #6
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Lucky for him it wasn't a genital wart!
Haha
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Old 16-06-11, 02:17 PM   #7
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Lucky for him it wasn't a genital wart!
Lucky for him, unlucky for rest of gene pool!

Though I did half think "we need more crazy people like this in the world" when in an interview after trial he said "I consider it a success because the wart's gone".
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Old 16-06-11, 02:30 PM   #8
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Lucky for him, unlucky for rest of gene pool!

Though I did half think "we need more crazy people like this in the world" when in an interview after trial he said "I consider it a success because the wart's gone".
Shame the wart wasn't on his head
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Old 16-06-11, 02:40 PM   #9
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and I would like to nominate this lucky pair in Salford

Especially after what I posted about the thieves who tried to hit one of our Trafford Park substations the other week.
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Old 16-06-11, 02:53 PM   #10
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and I would like to nominate this lucky pair in Salford

Especially after what I posted about the thieves who tried to hit one of our Trafford Park substations the other week.
Exactly, which was in response to this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-13678266 . Do these people never learn? It makes shotgun-wielding-wart-remover-man look tame!
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