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View Poll Results: When it comes to bosoms...
All sizes big or small are fine - no need to digitally boost them 29 53.70%
Bigger is always better - who cares if it's all done in Photoshop 1 1.85%
Mmmmmm boobies - sorry did you say something? 28 51.85%
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Old 21-11-14, 06:50 PM   #31
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Apparently there's no loss of power ever.

I've heard they go round corners really easily
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Old 21-11-14, 07:02 PM   #32
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I agree but the wife says it's a ball.
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Old 21-11-14, 07:20 PM   #33
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Old 26-11-14, 03:08 AM   #34
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Preston killed the thread.

In other news, This happened.
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Old 26-11-14, 01:12 PM   #35
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Preston killed the thread.

In other news, This happened.

Er... What?

The vacuum cleaner thing I have heard before and all I can say is at least the mess is... errrr... Swallowed!

It cannot be very hygienic though.

Anyway, on another note. You know that you are getting old when the NHS ask you come in for a boob scan because you have reached an age when your risk of cancer suddenly jumps up a scale. Not me, but the wife is nearly ten years older than I am and the letter came through last week. She was not happy.

My offer to check her although made in good faith was declined.

So she will be clamping the girls into a photocopier style X-Ray machine at the end of the month. Thank you to our sadly neglected, but much loved NHS for keeping my girl safe.
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Old 27-11-14, 06:37 AM   #36
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It's not fun. I'm not old enough to qualify automatically but have had a couple done because of family history so they are cautious.

Gents, if you'd like to empathise with your missus, roll your scrotum through a pasta machine.
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Old 27-11-14, 07:32 AM   #37
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Joking apart. Screening is very important.
Having lost people through cancer early detection of brest and testicular cancers is vital.
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Old 27-11-14, 10:46 AM   #38
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My great grandmother had breast cancer. She had the affected breast removed and instead she wore a bag of seeds identical in size to the other one.
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Old 27-11-14, 11:42 AM   #39
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On a lighter note, I like boobs, more than a handful is arguably too much but I'm not that fussy
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Old 27-11-14, 02:26 PM   #40
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What's the interesting part of a boob - the boob or the nipple? Maybe that's an entirely different survey.
Can't really have a boob without a nipple, but a nipple without a boob is relatively common for those "flatter" (not saying that's bad - I'm not into huge boobs!) chests.
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