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Old 27-07-10, 06:58 PM   #1
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Default I'm going to hell, I just know I am

I had to post some bits to a friend in a padded bag, and when I felt through the padding I could feel small circles, so I made a printed label up in a company style. It read;

www.keepitup.com

Leaders in erectile disfunction supplies for men

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and then put the name and address here in bold black





I do hope my mate who's receiving some brake seals that aren't c*ckrings sees as much of the funny side as his postie does.
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Old 27-07-10, 07:01 PM   #2
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would love to be a fly on the wall when that arrives... nice one Lozzo
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Old 27-07-10, 07:03 PM   #3
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Haha brilliant
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Old 27-07-10, 08:44 PM   #4
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LOL great idea
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Old 27-07-10, 08:55 PM   #5
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Ha ha ha
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Old 27-07-10, 08:57 PM   #6
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You are going to go to hell, but probably not for that
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Old 27-07-10, 09:11 PM   #7
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genius!! haha think i might copy that and send something to my mates. I reckon that beats the time I got ky jelly sent to my ex's house (for putting in a winscreen!!!) her dad opened it as she was at uni.... well that was an ackward situation!
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Old 27-07-10, 09:30 PM   #8
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I do that all the time when sending stuff to my mates, all manner of company names, and as hes welsh, even more fun
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Old 27-07-10, 09:49 PM   #9
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you'll burn for ever you will lozzo you should work for the PO mate all my buddys get all sorts of **** dropping through their doors lol
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Old 27-07-10, 11:00 PM   #10
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I once received a large package from a friend "To Master J Foster, Adult toy inside, not to be delivered to children, batteries not included"

But I really needed my new Hagon shock, so I smiled and signed for it

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