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Old 17-04-08, 10:21 AM   #1
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Police officers smashed their way into the wrong house during a series of dawn raids targeting drug dealers.
Officers dressed in riot gear in Bolton said they accidentally targeted the house of a woman in her 50s.
They piled through the window after one of them had smashed through it with a hammer. They shouted "Police!" but said they quickly realised their mistake.
Greater Manchester Police (GMP) said it had apologised and would ensure the damage to the property was repaired. The occupant was at home at the time of the raid. Police declined to say how she had reacted. "Officers will be reviewing what went wrong in order to make sure this doesn't happen again." Two policemen went round to the woman's house and took her flowers and apologised.
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Old 17-04-08, 11:35 AM   #2
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Lmao!!

I bet the dealer over the road was pi$$ing himself....
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Old 17-04-08, 01:46 PM   #3
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Old 17-04-08, 05:27 PM   #4
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It's a TAG unit and were one member short so were unable to count high enough to work out which door to open!
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Old 18-04-08, 06:54 AM   #5
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on the same subject....U know when u see on the telly the police smaching down doors with the big red door knocky down thing , if they find drugs on the suspect do they still fix the door?
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Old 18-04-08, 07:11 AM   #6
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It's a TAG unit and were one member short so were unable to count high enough to work out which door to open!
So explain to me why they went through the window instead?

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on the same subject....U know when u see on the telly the police smaching down doors with the big red door knocky down thing , if they find drugs on the suspect do they still fix the door?
IIRC, they have a duty to ensure the property is left secure. Nailling some wood to the frame would count though.
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Old 18-04-08, 07:19 AM   #7
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So explain to me why they went through the window instead?



IIRC, they have a duty to ensure the property is left secure. Nailling some wood to the frame would count though.

have you tried kicking down them pvc doors

because the pvs can bend to a degree with out bending and the amount of locks on the door its hard for them to open, hence why some times the go in windows, as one of the pvs doors can take as long as 2 mins to open

and yes the police have to leave the property all locked and secure
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Old 20-04-08, 09:11 PM   #8
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Most double glazing doors usually have a pin that comes out top and bottom or about a 1/3 of the way up from the bottom and same again comming down as well as the standard lock in the middle...

Think the person inside would die of old age before the police made their way in...
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