Fallout's New Model Britain!

[Mark_h]

LPH, Any chance you could check out locations in Essex for the PUB.

No issues from sustainability ref cakes but I think we have corruption covered from the top-down already.

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

And can whoever gets to be Minister for Sport please bring in a law that says that the only people allowed to wear lycra are fit athletic blokes, not all those chavvy fat birds clogging up the biscuit aisles in Asda's Chelmsford store.

Transport Ministers 2nd policy amendment;

Not so much no speed limit, just get rid of 30 and below, 40 for built up areas, extremely loud exhausts for everyone to let the kiddies know to stay off the road, national speed limit set to 120 with a minimum speed of 90 on dual carriageways and motorways, punishable by death to all those Sunday drivers!
And bus lanes resurfaced and re-named racing lanes, and all forms of mass transit to be melted down and recycled into after market bits and bobs, train tracks to be removed and tarmacked for use by bikes only, all HGV's banned from minor roads! All cyclists over the age of 17 are to be rounded up and shot, but to save ammo, first thing to do is fence in the population of Cambridge, and use a small tactical strike to eliminate several thousand cyclists in one go!

The train track thing is aimed at those like me who relish the opportunity to max out your bike from time to time, most of you lot have seen me try and corners keep getting in the way!

One train and one track shall be kept (location to be confirmed) so any fat person wearing Lycra can be tied to the back and be made to run or be dragged behind it! If there is any doubt as to whether someone is fat, please see the Minister for Sustainability as he is the threshold from which to be judged, as and when we find a Minister for Sport I will consult them and amend my policy accordingly!

The Cabinet so far;

Prime Minister - Fallout.
Transport Minister - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston
foreign secretary - chezvegas85
Sexual Health Minister - Idle Biker
Sustainability Minister -MarkH
Road Safety minister - Daddyjob
Minister for Administrative Affairs - Spank86
Minister for Cakes - Littlepeahead

I say Widepants for Minister of Indecent Behavior, and Wideboy needs to stop being joe public and join the cabinet, possibly to fill the position of Education Secretary? We also need a Deputy Prime Minister, just in case El Presidente's frame implodes and throws him under a bus! Any volunteers?

Dear Minister of Sustainability, as this glaring mistake not to fill the post of Deputy Prime Minister falls squarely on the shoulders of the entire cabinet, who is to take the blame for leaving our administration so unsustainable?

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Thunderace

The Cabinet so far;

Prime Minister - Fallout.
Transport Minister - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston
foreign secretary - chezvegas85
Sexual Health Minister - Idle Biker
Sustainability Minister -MarkH
Road Safety minister - Daddyjob
Minister for Administrative Affairs - Spank86
Minister for Cakes - Littlepeahead

I say Widepants for Minister of Indecent Behavior, and Wideboy needs to stop being joe public and join the cabinet, possibly to fill the position of Education Secretary?

Still think having him as our stooge on the outside will be more useful.

Originally Posted by Thunderace

We also need a Deputy Prime Minister, just in case El Presidente's frame implodes and throws him under a bus! Any volunteers?

Need volunteer for deputy and volunteer for bus-driver. Can guess which will have the greatest response.

Originally Posted by Thunderace

Dear Minister of Sustainability, as this glaring mistake not to fill the post of Deputy Prime Minister falls squarely on the shoulders of the entire cabinet, who is to take the blame for leaving our administration so unsustainable?

Culpability flows up so -1 credit Fallout. However by not having this role upto now considerable savings in salary and expenses have been achieved very sustainable so +1 Fallout

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by Mark_h

No issues from sustainability ref cakes but I think we have corruption covered from the top-down already.

In that case I can sit back and relax as I've done my job already in corrupting our PM. Just call me Edwina Currie.

Did you miss my post on page 1 or am I just not worthy

[DJ123]

you can be minister for dropping bikes

Apologies Jammy!


The Cabinet so far;

Prime Minister - Fallout.
Transport Minister - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston
foreign secretary - chezvegas85
Sexual Health Minister - Idle Biker
Sustainability Minister -MarkH
Road Safety minister - Daddyjob
Minister for Administrative Affairs - Spank86
Minister for Cakes - Littlepeahead
Minister for Roadside Recovery - Jammy

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

In that case I can sit back and relax as I've done my job already in corrupting our PM. Just call me Edwina Currie.

Interesting?

There will have to be a full investigation!

[Littlepeahead]

Will this be like the Leverson enquiry, where regardless of what the authorities say, someone still has to publish the naked photos as it is 'in the public interest'?