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Old 23-03-15, 07:20 AM   #11
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What if it didn't start raining blood
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Old 23-03-15, 08:01 AM   #12
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Tommy had been a merchant banker instead of working on the docks
Gina worked as a celebrity chef instead of in the diner all day
And they were both atheists...
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Old 23-03-15, 08:16 AM   #13
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What if walter white wasnt married to a biiiitch
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Old 23-03-15, 08:36 AM   #14
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What if these two lanes took us somewhere, instead of anywhere
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Old 23-03-15, 10:01 AM   #15
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What if all in all it is not just another brick in the wall?
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Old 23-03-15, 10:08 AM   #16
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What is Gary Newman rode a bicycle?

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What if you chose to take neither blue or red pill?
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Old 23-03-15, 10:32 AM   #18
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What if the stress of being shot at all day meant Kyle Reece and Sarah Connor just cuddled and fell asleep.
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For poor old Elton what if... he'd only had a torch in the wind, there had been no yellow bricks, only tarmac, the arcade had replaced the pinball with air hockey, there were only happy songs, he was forced to sit, the baby had had hazel eyes, only women could have space ships, everyone decided to do yoga on Saturdays instead of being violent, the sun had set, and it turned out that 'Schadenfreude' seemed to be the hardest word.
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What if the words had been spoken and the deeds had been done?
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