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16-07-08, 09:00 PM
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Quote of the Day:
Flatmate: I thought Michael Fish was a weatherman, not a meteorologist.
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17-07-08, 09:23 AM
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17-07-08, 09:41 AM
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Re: Quote of the Day:
Yesterday my supervisor at work said: "I've never worn womens clothing, apart from this one time I was at my mates and put his sisters bra on".
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17-07-08, 09:41 AM
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Re: Quote of the Day:
I just found a good one earlier, not funny or anything but very good...
"Great men are just ordinary men that never gave up." |
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17-07-08, 09:48 AM
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Re: Quote of the Day:
From "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on BBC R4:
"Brighton, where the romans built temples to worship oak trees and virgins. And oak trees can still be found here to this day." |
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17-07-08, 10:03 AM
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17-07-08, 12:01 PM
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Re: Quote of the Day:
We've just been talking to about the new Hadron Collider thats due to go 'live' in a couple of months.
For those not geeky enough to know, it's theorised that the collider will create black holes. A collegue of mine: "Well, in 6 months time when the Universe isn't here - you'll know why!" Genius thinking. Pure genius! |
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17-07-08, 01:46 PM
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Re: Quote of the Day:
Alledgedly attributed to Sir Winston Churchill...
Woman at dinner party - "Sir, you are drunk!" Churchill - "Madam, you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober" |
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17-07-08, 02:36 PM
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Re: Quote of the Day:
"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
Bradd Pitt in Fight club. |
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17-07-08, 02:38 PM
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"Wine. Is food."
Some funny little wine quotation book I found. |
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