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View Poll Results: Role Call!
Sir, Yes Sir! 3 17.65%
Sir, No Sir. I am a lilly livered faggot and will be washing my hair sir! 2 11.76%
Sir Yes Sir! I am a lilly livered faggot and will be in soho anyway sir! 4 23.53%
Sir, S'pose Sir! 2 11.76%
Bugger off you git, I can't make decisions and you aren't in the army anyway! 6 35.29%
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Old 10-10-07, 10:03 AM   #1
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Talking 12/10/07: Roll Call!

Alright you maggots! Shape up or ship out! General Bear may make an appearance to inspect the troops this Friday, and I need all of you there in full dress uniform, spit-shined and polished!

I want you so clean I can see my face in your underpants!

That is all. MOVE OUT PEOPLE!

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Old 10-10-07, 10:15 AM   #2
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Default Re: 12/09/07: Role Call!

Field Marshals Jester and Spiderman will be there to give General Bear orders for 20 laps of the Square for assuming that he can give orders to higher ranks!!

Bring your running shoes soldier!!!
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Old 10-10-07, 10:24 AM   #3
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I think I will be a faggot this week.
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Old 10-10-07, 10:25 AM   #4
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Alright you maggots! Shape up or ship out! General Bear may make an appearance to inspect the troops this Friday, and I need all of you there in full dress uniform, spit-shined and polished!

I want you so clean I can see my face in your underpants!

That is all. MOVE OUT PEOPLE!

12/09/07 ????

We expecting Dr Who to turn up?
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12/09/07 ????

We expecting Dr Who to turn up?

Edited for the dimwit General!!

And that'll add another 10 laps and 50 pushups as well!

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Old 10-10-07, 10:42 AM   #6
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Old 10-10-07, 11:25 AM   #7
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12/09/07 ????

We expecting Dr Who to turn up?
My brain has been dulled by the lack of exposure to the scintillating wit that is the Soho Massive Friday Night Shindig.

My apologies.

If Dr Who is there, maybe he can give me back the last 6 friday nights. I could then come to soho, not get my brain dulled, and not accidentally invite him. Then he wouldn't come, and I'd be back to square one.

I'm more confused now than I was when I started. He'd better not come or I'll stick his Sonic Screwdriver where the sun don't shine!
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My brain has been dulled by the lack of exposure to the scintillating wit that is the Soho Massive Friday Night Shindig.

My apologies.

If Dr Who is there, maybe he can give me back the last 6 friday nights. I could then come to soho, not get my brain dulled, and not accidentally invite him. Then he wouldn't come, and I'd be back to square one.

I'm more confused now than I was when I started. He'd better not come or I'll stick his Sonic Screwdriver where the sun don't shine!
Ah but where would you be if sticking the Sonic Screwdriver in that unmentionable place was what made him................

Erm better leave that one there

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Old 10-10-07, 12:05 PM   #9
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Field Marshals Jester and Spiderman will be there to give General Bear orders for 20 laps of the Square for assuming that he can give orders to higher ranks!!

Bring your running shoes soldier!!!
Yeh and you'll be running in nothing but your underpants and some mismatched dunlop greenflashs that we find in the lost property bin (read any old bin).

Oh and the pressups will be one handed ones too. Maggot!!!
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Old 10-10-07, 12:31 PM   #10
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Yeh and you'll be running in nothing but your underpants and some mismatched dunlop greenflashs that we find in the lost property bin (read any old bin).

Oh and the pressups will be one handed ones too. Maggot!!!
Scantily clad running through soho doing one handed exercise? Sounds like a good night to me...
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