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Old 26-01-12, 04:50 PM   #111
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When I heard Stephen Hawkins had reached 70 I thought f00k me that's a powerful wheelchair!
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Old 26-01-12, 04:52 PM   #112
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After landing myself in jail I spent the next hour bring relentlessly bummed.




Sometimes I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously!
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Old 26-01-12, 04:59 PM   #113
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Dear Deirdre,

I was watching my next door neighbours daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I noticed my wife just stood there, arms folded, watching me.

Is my wife a pervert?
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Old 26-01-12, 05:03 PM   #114
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My wife has just come home screaming and shouting at me 'you've given me crabs you dirty b*stard!'

I said 'woah, just hang on a minute, before you start blaming me have a word with your sister!'
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Old 26-01-12, 05:05 PM   #115
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Old 26-01-12, 05:05 PM   #116
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I was shagging a bird the other night when she said 'don't put it up my arris'

I had to explain to her that it's traditional for the person holding the knife to make those decisions!

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Old 26-01-12, 05:08 PM   #117
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Apparently wrapping your c0k in a copy of the Beano while having a wank is not classed as Comic Relief

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Old 26-01-12, 05:15 PM   #118
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The Pope gets shot on his visit to the UK and is rushed to hospital.
On the way to the operating theatre he whispers to the nurse 'Am I in heaven?'
The nurse replies 'No, we're just taking a short cut through the children's ward'
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Old 26-01-12, 05:22 PM   #120
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I was asked to go and see an ex-girlfriend today. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex. The Police weren't too pleased. Apparently, I was only meant to be identifying the body.......
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