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Old 21-10-07, 07:45 PM   #1
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Default Situation vacant

Situation vacant.

Team Manager.

A leading player in a world wide market has a vacancy for a key member of personnel to act as the driving force behind our multi million dollar business.

Only those with 10 years plus experience will be considered for the position on offer.

Your skill set will include the following:

The ability to identify the main competitors in our field of operation and to formulate key strategies in order to see our company not only rise to but overhaul any challenges.

You will possess man management skills of the highest order so that individual excellence can be nurtured within the team ethic.

The ability to motivate and glean optimum results from all operatives is essential.

Transparency is a priority when both dealing with in house matters and most importantly when sharing information with the worlds press.

Salary and benefits.

You will become a household name and will be seen by an adoring public as being beyond approach.

An incentive package includes, grossly inflated basic salary, share options and win bonuses. Free world wide travel and the chance to become bosom friends with Bernie Ecclestone.

If you are of the right calibre and thrives on challenges then send your full CV and photograph to:

McLaren Group
Woking
Surrey
England
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Old 21-10-07, 08:21 PM   #2
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Old 22-10-07, 07:15 AM   #3
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Default Re: Situation vacant

You forgot to mention that the applicant would be working in the most 'fixed' sport in the world!

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