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Old 11-07-08, 12:30 AM   #1
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Talking Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentences and pass it on

I don't know if this has been done before but I thought I'd give it a go.

Rules: Up to three sentences and no-one is allowed to end it. There MUST only be story text written in here. Here goes.

Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before.....

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Old 11-07-08, 02:00 AM   #2
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Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before.....
It sounded like a loud wailing and was coming from woods. Norris went to investigate and when he reached the source of the noise, he discovered a rather sexy female beaver tied to a tree. She was......
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Old 11-07-08, 06:09 AM   #3
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Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before . It sounded like a loud wailing and was coming from woods. Norris went to investigate and when he reached the source of the noise, he discovered a rather sexy female beaver tied to a tree. She was......
Wearing a Black PVC Gimp Mask , and had forgotten the secret word to get her released from the tree , She looked at Norris and said .....
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Old 11-07-08, 06:43 AM   #4
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Wearing a Black PVC Gimp Mask , and had forgotten the secret word to get her released from the tree , She looked at Norris and said .....
Get out of here quick, the U-Rating Bomb is about to go off !!!!

Or at least, if she hadnt been gagged thats that is, instead, all he heard was "MM MM M MM MMM, MM MMMMM, MMM M MM M M MM!!!!"

Unfortunately for Norris, her warning was too late, and as the explosion ripped him apart, he wished that he hadn't had such a thing for female beavers in PVC and Gimp masks.
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Old 11-07-08, 06:49 AM   #5
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Get out of here quick, the U-Rating Bomb is about to go off !!!!

Or at least, if she hadnt been gagged thats that is, instead, all he heard was "MM MM M MM MMM, MM MMMMM, MMM M MM M M MM!!!!"

Unfortunately for Norris, her warning was too late, and as the explosion ripped him apart, he wished that he hadn't had such a thing for female beavers in PVC and Gimp masks.
As Norris and Sheilas (for 'twas her name) blo0dy remains rained down on the forest Farquar the Cougar strolled into the gore splattered clearing. He looked around eyeing up the lumps of tasty looking meat and...
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Old 11-07-08, 08:36 AM   #6
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As Norris and Sheilas (for 'twas her name) blo0dy remains rained down on the forest Farquar the Cougar strolled into the gore splattered clearing. He looked around eyeing up the lumps of tasty looking meat and...
was suddenly set upon by a lusty pirate swinging his cutlass wildly. The cougar stood no chance and ran as fast as the wind. The Pirate meanwhile buckled his swash and...
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was suddenly set upon by a lusty pirate swinging his cutlass wildly. The cougar stood no chance and ran as fast as the wind. The Pirate meanwhile buckled his swash and...
...spliced his mainbrace. He remembered Norris from the good old days when they were both students who had worked at the local Lidls together for at least three and a half weeks. Who could have inflicted such a horrible death on Norris and Sheila? (Who was very well known thoughout the forest). Intent on revenge Stingpants the pilates teacher set off....
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...spliced his mainbrace. He remembered Norris from the good old days when they were both students who had worked at the local Lidls together for at least three and a half weeks. Who could have inflicted such a horrible death on Norris and Sheila? (Who was very well known thoughout the forest). Intent on revenge Stingpants the pilates teacher set off....
in the direction of the setting sun. Soon, all around in the woods it would be dark; and when it gets dark the woods get a bit creepy. Stingpants trod on a twig which made a loud 'crack!' and there was a bright burst of light in front of her....
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in the direction of the setting sun. Soon, all around in the woods it would be dark; and when it gets dark the woods get a bit creepy. Stingpants trod on a twig which made a loud 'crack!' and there was a bright burst of light in front of her....
...through which stepped Dawn (think about it). Dawn was a fine buxom wench with long tresses of flaxen coloured hair. She would regularly pump the cabin boy's spectacular...
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...through which stepped Dawn (think about it). Dawn was a fine buxom wench with long tresses of flaxen coloured hair. She would regularly pump the cabin boy's spectacular...
....bilge until she could take it any more. Dawn spoke with a deep husky voice, rather like Kath Beale but with an old German accent; "What bringeth thou to meine luvlig forest ya?". Stingopants replied....
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