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Old 11-07-08, 02:58 PM   #11
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" Oh fine buxom wench, I come hither to avenge the death of my dear friend. However, your mesmerising beauty behoves me to. . .
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Old 11-07-08, 04:55 PM   #12
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Old 11-07-08, 04:59 PM   #13
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'Nicht dis is verboten' said Dawn 'you must go on a perrilous quest into the centre of the forest where.......
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Old 11-07-08, 05:07 PM   #16
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You will find Terry, King of the Gimp people and his trusty friend Goatse. From there you must learn the fabled great skill of Concertina and play for us my favourite Lithuanian tune. Then you must pass through the great opening to the...
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Jade Garden on the other side. Jade meanwhile was busy trimming the edges of her garden in case she should have an unexpected visitor drop by and want to examine her borders. Just then....
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Jade Garden on the other side. Jade meanwhile was busy trimming the edges of her garden in case she should have an unexpected visitor drop by and want to examine her borders. Just then....
there was a knock at the door. It was the the magnificent seven. They had fallen from a book and were on the lookout for the famous five.

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