Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentances and pass it on

[Stingo]

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

their mighty musical instruments, and instantly burst into heavy metal! Jade was appalled at this and proceeded to..

...polish Stingopants' bollards. Twas not long before the capstan turned of its own accord exposing the famous five again. Suddenly, there was a loud crack whereupon...

The capstan opened, it was the dalek prison from doctor who. but for some reason it was only 2 feet high and all the daleks where only about a foot high. The first to come out was...

sitting astride his mighty SV and was making the sound of elephants in love.I am the mighty Quiff and behold my......

Originally Posted by gid

I am the mighty Quiff and behold my......

goodness it's early. Sorry about the elephant noises, I was just clearing my throat. I have been imprisoned in this capstan a twelvemonth by the dastardly...

Originally Posted by Tiger 55

goodness it's early. Sorry about the elephant noises, I was just clearing my throat. I have been imprisoned in this capstan a twelvemonth by the dastardly...

... and Mutley duo from wacky racers. Whilst imprisoned, Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat would torment the prisoners by ...

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

... and Mutley duo from wacky racers. Whilst imprisoned, Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat would torment the prisoners by ...

By squeeking in a highly annoying and falsetto voice. Meanwhile, in nearby ditch sat Johan, a secret service agent from Kazakhstan. He was enjoying his holiday so far, in fact it had been just like work, sleeping with beautiful double agents and hiding out in the local bushes waiting to catch ....

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

By squeeking in a highly annoying and falsetto voice. Meanwhile, in nearby ditch sat Johan, a secret service agent from Kazakhstan. He was enjoying his holiday so far, in fact it had been just like work, sleeping with beautiful double agents and hiding out in the local bushes waiting to catch ....

his sister sleeping with their brother. Johan knew that it was going on but couldent put his finger on it. He had received some good advice from isle of wighters. Just then there was a huge bang and johan turned to see.....

Dirk Kinvig, returning to kasakshtan to recover his BMW! Dirk last heard Johan was in possession, and was well up for...

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

Dirk Kinvig, returning to kasakshtan to recover his BMW! Dirk last heard Johan was in possession, and was well up for...

a bit of manly love, they held each others gaze as Dirks hands stroked Johans. The moment came for their first kiss, but just as they were about to touch lips, there was a rustle in the bushes next to them. Startled they both turned and looked into the face of.....

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

a bit of manly love, they held each others gaze as Dirks hands stroked Johans. The moment came for their first kiss, but just as they were about to touch lips, there was a rustle in the bushes next to them. Startled they both turned and looked into the face of.....

Artoo, the cat that emits noxious gasses!!! dirk was already prepared, carrying around a gas mask, but the others..