help me go faster?

hmmmm interesting, so basically if i get something like kill bill leathers coupled with white boots ill make it ito the advanced group wicked

Originally Posted by crisis95

The only way to guarantee you'll go faster is to replace your black boots with White ones. This is an immutable truth. I wouldn't joke about something as serious as this. Thank me later...

What's my excuse for being a slow rider then?

Reeder- two things. Are they on the right feet? Are they motorcycle boots? The wifes patent leather thigh lengh boots won't work. Sorry, I should have been more specific.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

He's on about trackdays, worst you're going to get is a broken collarbone and a bike you take home in a bin liner.

Go flat oot, it's why you're there...

this is true but dont forget the baby finger too

Originally Posted by davepreston

this is true but dont forget the baby finger too

so basically what your saying dave is i need an sv tho? are you all healed up btw bumped into a random guy asking about you the other weekend.

Originally Posted by crisis95

Reeder- two things. Are they on the right feet? Are they motorcycle boots? The wifes patent leather thigh lengh boots won't work. Sorry, I should have been more specific.

Both of my feet are the same shape so the boots can go on either.
Ah. Now that might be going wrong. My mum did tell me they were motorbike boots though...

[yorkie_chris]

Town bike, not motorbike

Originally Posted by AndyBrad

so basically what your saying dave is i need an sv tho? are you all healed up btw bumped into a random guy asking about you the other weekend.

yea much better mate finger still not working but mostly pain free

random bloke ? more info required

just a mate that heard you had come a cropper 1000000000th hand from my mate down south. no one likes to hear about an irishman falling off.

glad your 90% back to your old self, i was going to say normal then but had better not push it

[Teejayexc]

Originally Posted by AndyBrad

....... no one likes to hear about an irishman falling off.

Depends;

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, the Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows. Then the Scotsman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally the Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says....














..... "Aw, ****!"