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Old 21-08-06, 11:46 PM   #1
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Default Corrupted wishes

Heres a bit of fun for you evil, sick, twisted, meniachal mob that is SV650

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly


(sorry if this has been done before)
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Old 22-08-06, 12:17 AM   #2
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Granted but it only works when you are asleep!!

I wish I could date Halle Berry!!
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Old 22-08-06, 06:24 AM   #3
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Granted but you are a hermaphrodite!

I wish I was rich.
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Old 22-08-06, 06:34 AM   #4
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Granted, here is a suitcase full of white £5 notes.

I wish I wasn't so damm attractive
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Old 22-08-06, 09:09 AM   #5
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Granted, but its only to the females of the world. All the men still love you.

I wish i had infinite wishes!
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Old 22-08-06, 09:12 AM   #6
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Granted, but each wish takes 70 years off your life...


I wish I could travel through time.
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Old 22-08-06, 09:21 AM   #7
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Granted, it will now officially be spelt 'TMIE'

I wish I had something to wish for.
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Old 22-08-06, 09:55 AM   #8
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I wish I had something to wish for.
Granted - you wish for a prince who turns into a frog when you kiss him.

I wish for a photographic memory.
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Old 22-08-06, 10:04 AM   #9
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Granted, you can remember any photograph you see.

I wish this frog would quit croaking!
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Old 22-08-06, 10:10 AM   #10
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Granted, you can remember any photograph you see.

I wish this frog would quit croaking!
Granted, the frog will no longer croak, instead he will talk loudly and constantly in a grating regional accent.

I with I could ride a motorcycle with the same degree of skill as Valentino Rossi.
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