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10-06-10, 08:23 AM | #1 |
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Some help for the girls of the forum.
Girls,
Imagine you're in Primark, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, to your dismay you discover you don’t have yours. A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw you hers, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown to you, you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk. That’s right Girls, the OFFSIDE RULE in language you understand. Now PLEASE don’t interrupt me for the next 4 weeks asking stupid questions !!
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10-06-10, 08:31 AM | #2 |
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Re: Some help for the girls of the forum.
Genius!!
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10-06-10, 08:35 AM | #3 |
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Re: Some help for the girls of the forum.
What if the girl in the middle isnt interfering with the transfer and she trys to get to the front?
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10-06-10, 08:37 AM | #4 |
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Re: Some help for the girls of the forum.
Don't shop at Primark, neither do I watch that crappy game called Football.
So, irrelevant info
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10-06-10, 08:39 AM | #5 |
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Re: Some help for the girls of the forum.
That's helped me also and I'm a boy
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10-06-10, 08:52 AM | #6 |
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Scoobs they should make you a saint.......St. Scoobs, the patron saint of explaining things in a manner in which birds will understand.
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10-06-10, 08:54 AM | #7 |
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Love that!
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10-06-10, 08:57 AM | #8 |
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heh
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10-06-10, 09:02 AM | #9 |
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Re: Some help for the girls of the forum.
er... what is football?
Actually, the wife and I have a spare ticket to the naked lesbian mud wrestling tournament. It will be happening over the next four weeks. Any takers? actually, I lied. sorry. |
10-06-10, 09:06 AM | #10 |
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