The difference between our needs.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organiser
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined!
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

Not rocket science eh?

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

I refer you to the comedy club sticky where this post should list should reside.

It's funny, even though it has been done several times before.

[Viney]

Was funny the 43rd time i saw it, and still is

Originally Posted by Jester666

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food
3. Post in the right section of the forum