The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I was Just walking on the pier in Llandudno when I heard shouting.
There was a man and woman arguing. Then the woman slapped the man so he slapped her and she slapped him again.
I was going to get involved but a copper turned up and tried to sort it out. Suddenly the man hit him so the cop hit the man with his truncheon and then the woman hit the cop. Their baby was crying - it was chaos.
Then a crocodile appeared with a string of sausages.

[Dave20046]

heh, I only JUST got that.

Originally Posted by Dave20046

heh, I only JUST got that.

Bless

[punyXpress]

What time is bedtime in Michael Jacksons house?





When the big hand touches the little hand

[carelesschucca]

hope this isn't a repeat;

The German Chancellor arrives in Poland for the Euro Championships.
Customs officer askes her, "name?"
'Angela Merkel' she replies.
"occupation?" asks customs.
'no, just visiting' she replies


sorry I'll go away now

snigger

[keith_d]

"We have examined your CV, and it a mass of lies. Your qualifications are fake, your work history is complete fiction and you have used your friends for references...

... Excellent!! Welcome to Sales!"

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whisky he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go screw herself!"

[SoulKiss]

Shopping for Antiques wont make you gay, tho it may make you Buy Curios

[L3nny]

Brilliant!!