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Old 04-08-12, 12:07 PM   #1
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Let's hear what your best caption ( one liner) is for the photo below:

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Old 04-08-12, 12:45 PM   #2
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Boris Johnson's latest idea to ease congestion and pollution proven to work on open road
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Old 04-08-12, 02:24 PM   #3
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Fat feckers seated in the middle aisle please.

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Old 04-08-12, 03:36 PM   #4
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Cambodian Olympic squad finally arrive.
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Old 04-08-12, 03:39 PM   #5
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How many knees can I get down
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Old 04-08-12, 04:08 PM   #6
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Damn, still can't get the down force!
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Old 04-08-12, 04:51 PM   #7
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Putting the wing on the other way up should do it?
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Old 04-08-12, 05:43 PM   #8
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Cambodia launch the worlds first motorbiplane. Cutting edge technology gives passengers, luxury travel including air conditioning and window seats.

Seen here on its maiden voyage up the runway to take off.
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Old 04-08-12, 06:10 PM   #9
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The art of balance-singh...
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Old 04-08-12, 07:39 PM   #10
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One months tickets in one stop!

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