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23-12-10, 07:14 PM
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Insurance----use the right company
The correct insurance company for sex--------
Sex with your wife--------------------Legal and General Sex with your future partner-----------Mutual Trust Sex with your secretary---------------Employers Liability Sex with a prostitute------------------Commercial Union Sex on the telephone------------------Direct Line Sex with your biographer---------------Quote Me Happy Sex with your boyfriend----------------Standard Life Sex with somebody different------------Go Compare Sex with a bi-sexual--------------------Double Indemnity Just thought with all the insurance moans and groans I could point you in the right direction 
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23-12-10, 09:47 PM
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Re: Insurance----use the right company
to ze comedy thread with you!
still made me giggle
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