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24-07-09, 03:20 PM
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Bear's Erection Assistance Service
Will YOU require help getting it up on Friday or Saturday? My scientifically proven, non-invasive, non-medical assistance will keep it rigid either all night or all weekend depending on the needs of you and/or your partner.
If you require assistance, either send a postal order for £9.99 to cover legal expenses or just ask one of our highly trained operatives on the day who will be happy to help. In other words, if you want help putting your tent up I'll be there from early afternoon. I'll be the big one probably wearing a t-shirt that says "Cazzas Bitch". As that is what I am. |
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24-07-09, 03:32 PM
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Re: Bear's Erection Assistance Service
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 - minus the T-shirt and my fee is £19.99, I'm not as cheap as Bear
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24-07-09, 03:34 PM
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24-07-09, 11:47 PM
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Re: Bear's Erection Assistance Service
You dirty, dirty Grizzly!
 Yes that's right... you not me  haha
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25-07-09, 04:19 AM
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Re: Bear's Erection Assistance Service
Thanks for the offer, but I'm ok there. Got this battery powered thing, oh and screwpegs
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25-07-09, 10:25 AM
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Re: Bear's Erection Assistance Service
I'm surprised no-one has said "no I'm alright mate... that's what the missus is there for"
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25-07-09, 12:51 PM
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No i'm alright mate, thats what the little blue pills are for.
ohhhh riiiight, we're talking tents here are we? 
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25-07-09, 01:28 PM
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25-07-09, 02:23 PM
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27-07-09, 07:45 AM
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Re: Bear's Erection Assistance Service
I'm getting maria to help, although I tend to do most of the work and she just holds on to bits
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