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28-02-06, 05:36 PM
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New Experiences, will I enjoy it.
The wife and daughter are about to take me to some place called "The Trafford Centre", as I have yet to arrange their christmas presents. I honestly thought christmas was a time when I received presents, nobody said anything about giving them.
Apparently I am to be taken shopping, I am not allowed to shout at the dumbo who doesn't know what coffee is and start pratting on about latte, capachino etc. "F***ing coffee!". I am to stand outside changing rooms trying to catch a glimpse of some young lady in her skimpies and apparently I get to pay for this torture. Has any other bloke been subjected to this devilish form of female revenge. Will I learn to enjoy it is a true masocistic way, or will I end up a bit GYKD. Oh Err missus. I think I need a stiff drink before this begins. Do you think they will drop me off at a bar and just call when they need the reassuarance that their bums do look big. Oh god their looking for me already.
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28-02-06, 05:38 PM
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Hey mate.. FWIW... i HATE shopping as much as the next geeza!
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28-02-06, 05:55 PM
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Re: New Experiences, will I enjoy it.
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Some people pay good money for that!!! The torture is you can't join em, I love wearing skimpies... D'oh wrong forum
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28-02-06, 06:37 PM
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Your doomed to a day of misery.
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28-02-06, 06:42 PM
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Be afraid. Very afraid - and make a break for it while you still can.
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28-02-06, 06:47 PM
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Oh dear
 You have my deepest sympathies. I absolutely HATE shopping, unless it's for bike stuff. I don't even do the food shopping...............that's Pete's job 
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28-02-06, 06:58 PM
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28-02-06, 07:06 PM
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I'm taking a day off work on Friday to go shopping with Mrs Scoobs. Quite enjoy it myself.
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28-02-06, 07:17 PM
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Best bit of advice for you...leave ya credit cards at home
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28-02-06, 07:52 PM
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