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Old 24-03-09, 12:43 PM   #1
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So there i was, sitting in traffic on the A41 (as you do) this morning. some bloke on a red pointy pulls up next to me. Nice bike, bit dirtybut thats ok, it gets used.

The bloke then looked at my bike...up, down, then side to side

then started shouting

"matt, matt!"

flicked open his black visor

to reveal

the face

of

Spideyyyyyyyy

sorry you had to witness my useless filtering dude
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Old 24-03-09, 01:14 PM   #2
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the face

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Spideyyyyyyyy
You poor, unfortunate man. Allow me to offer my condolences on witnessing this most horrifying of things.

If you, or anyone you know has been affected by the sight of Spidey, please call our hotline on 08981166887799665544444444444444444444, or drop into one of our counseling sessions, remove your clothes and lie down on the couch...

Calls to the hotline may be monitored or recorded for training porpoises. Calls are charged at 49 per second from landlines, mobile charges May vary, April: differ wildly, and June: Christ knows what you'll pay...

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Old 24-03-09, 01:25 PM   #3
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Bear-you just made me laugh sooo much even my work mates wanted to know what i was giggling at, nice one!
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Old 24-03-09, 01:51 PM   #4
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some bloke on a red pointy pulls up next to me
did it still say lily on the plate
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Old 24-03-09, 02:01 PM   #5
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You poor, unfortunate man. Allow me to offer my condolences on witnessing this most horrifying of things.

If you, or anyone you know has been affected by the sight of Spidey, please call our hotline on 08981166887799665544444444444444444444, or drop into one of our counseling sessions, remove your clothes and lie down on the couch...

Calls to the hotline may be monitored or recorded for training porpoises. Calls are charged at 49 per second from landlines, mobile charges May vary, April: differ wildly, and June: Christ knows what you'll pay...
As opposed to the "Bear Spotted" hotline which is just 999....................
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Old 24-03-09, 02:19 PM   #6
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As opposed to the "Bear Spotted" hotline which is just 999....................
or 101 http://www.101.gov.uk/
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Old 24-03-09, 02:25 PM   #7
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According to that link 101 covers:

  • vandalism and graffiti;
  • noise nuisance;
  • threatening and abusive behaviour;
  • abandoned vehicles;
  • dumping and fly tipping;
  • drunk and rowdy groups;
  • drug related anti-social behaviour; and
  • broken street lighting.
I've highlit all the things I'm regularly guilty of: Noise nuisance and dumping behaviour. Pretty much covers it I reckon. There's no toing a toliet in the street option, but I'm pretty sure that's covered in dumping behaviour...
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According to that link 101 covers:

  • vandalism and graffiti;
  • noise nuisance;
  • threatening and abusive behaviour;
  • abandoned vehicles;
  • dumping and fly tipping;
  • drunk and rowdy groups;
  • drug related anti-social behaviour; and
  • broken street lighting.
I've highlit all the things I'm regularly guilty of: Noise nuisance and dumping behaviour. Pretty much covers it I reckon. There's no toing a toliet in the street option, but I'm pretty sure that's covered in dumping behaviour...
101 doesn't cover London tho......
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Old 24-03-09, 05:38 PM   #9
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There's no toing a toliet in the street option, but I'm pretty sure that's covered in dumping behaviour...
aren't you supposed to do that in the woods?

anyway Matt, I guess you ruled Tony ou at an early stage, but are you absolutely sure it was Zig?
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Old 24-03-09, 07:56 PM   #10
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As opposed to the "Bear Spotted" hotline which is just 999....................
oh, that already happened to me, but i didnt need to call 999 because he filtered off so fast his kawasaki didnt have a chance to blow up in my face
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