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Old 15-08-06, 12:12 PM   #1
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Default I like the Irish

Just thought up this joke and can't wait 'til Friday

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother.........he's a useless good for nothin, clueless, typical Irish twit!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess

I was wrong about my brother.... I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"























"Denephew"
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Old 15-08-06, 12:17 PM   #2
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Old 15-08-06, 12:20 PM   #3
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Old 15-08-06, 12:55 PM   #4
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.. are you competing with cuffy for the worst joke award

*only joking made me laugh*
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.. are you competing with cuffy for the worst joke award

*only joking made me laugh*


Good joke tho
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Old 15-08-06, 01:12 PM   #6
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Just thought up this joke
By which you mean remembered or read. We take plagiarism very seriously here you know...
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Old 15-08-06, 01:35 PM   #7
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Old 15-08-06, 01:58 PM   #8
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Not bad
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Old 15-08-06, 02:47 PM   #9
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By which you mean remembered or read. We take plagiarism very seriously here you know...
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