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Old 20-01-08, 11:11 AM   #1
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Default A funny story !

ok this may be lost on text as opposed to telling the story face to face but 'm sure some will appreciate this ..........


went away for a week the other week to centre parcs lovely week had.... arrive home after long journey bit tired and stressed out having bottled doing a jump off a tree........ anyway i digress .......... pulled up, viney was driving me in passenger seat....... and he got out and started unstrapping bikes and I got my legs out of seat still sitting in passenger side and found i couldn't stand up or actually get out of car, i tried to stand up feet were dangling out of the car tried and tried again, thought about it then in a totally female rational way started to panick screamed to viney ' OH MY GOD Ian I CAN'T GET OUT I'M STUCK OH GOD OH GOD' he came rushing round tried to pull me out only to discover....................... i still had my friggin seat belt on !!!!


HOW EMBARRASSING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 20-01-08, 11:22 AM   #2
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Old 20-01-08, 11:28 AM   #3
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Duh, blonde moment!
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Old 20-01-08, 02:36 PM   #4
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dozy cow lol
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Old 20-01-08, 02:38 PM   #5
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Im still laughing
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Old 20-01-08, 03:09 PM   #6
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Only you are capable of such humour BBC, i can almost picture the look on your face too
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Old 20-01-08, 03:15 PM   #7
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Hehe, you muppet.
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Old 20-01-08, 03:31 PM   #8
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can you remember which car park you were in at the time . . .
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Old 20-01-08, 03:34 PM   #9
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Old 20-01-08, 07:06 PM   #10
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No please tell me your joking!!
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