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Old 07-03-08, 11:43 PM   #1
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How do you get a bird off the phone that wont stop going on and on and on, quick because my ear is bleeding!!!
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Old 07-03-08, 11:44 PM   #2
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tell her to F off ??
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Old 07-03-08, 11:50 PM   #3
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how rude
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Old 07-03-08, 11:51 PM   #4
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gets the job done !
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Old 07-03-08, 11:52 PM   #5
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Very nearly did, but I'm too polite for my own good. Just did almost an entire battery, read this entire forum and checked out some other web sites while she talked complete crap at me!!!
sorry rant over
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Old 07-03-08, 11:52 PM   #6
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shout 'OH MY GOD' then hang up
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Old 07-03-08, 11:52 PM   #7
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Put the phone down ! Simple hun
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Old 07-03-08, 11:55 PM   #8
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Oh god Finaly got her off the phone, now she's texting me. AAAAAAAARRRRRRgh
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Old 07-03-08, 11:57 PM   #9
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Just have a tape recording of your voice saying "yes.....yes" on a playback loop to the phone so it sounds like you're listening and agreeing with her, and then walk off and do something better.
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Old 08-03-08, 12:00 AM   #10
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Nearly 50mins and I can't remember a thing she actualy said
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