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16-04-08, 06:54 PM
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Anyone for a condom?
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept
the same tag-line... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide F.C.U.K. condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please) Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart. 
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16-04-08, 07:35 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
If carlsberg made condoms, they would probably be the best condoms in the world!!
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16-04-08, 07:41 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Kawasaki - Let the good times come
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16-04-08, 07:42 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Brilliant.. had me giggling.
MaceeDees - I'm lovin' it Gillette - the best a man can get.. |
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16-04-08, 07:57 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Easyjet Condoms - Come on, lets fly...
Sky Condoms - Believe in better |
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16-04-08, 08:07 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
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16-04-08, 08:32 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Muller yoghurts; lick the lid of life
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16-04-08, 08:35 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Greater Manchester Police ; to serve and protect
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16-04-08, 08:37 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Flash - does all the hard work so you don't have to.
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16-04-08, 08:40 PM
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Re: Anyone for a condom?
Suzuki - Ride the winds of change. (does that mean they will brake?
 )Navy - A life with no limits Royal Air Force - Rise above the rest Army - Be the Best Nvidia - The way its ment to be played. |
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